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13903313? ago

Now gonna wait in here patiently for @freshmeat to get in here to start whining about having a sitewide discussion about the rulers of voat - sbbh. Poor sdbh always gets left out!

heygeorge ago

I can’t believe you sbbh carefags are already in here shitting this place up. ;D

13903493? ago

I get paid shillings for it!

The_Duke_of_Dabs ago

Can you exchange the shillings for shekels?

13903556? ago

I can't remember what I can exchange it for but I know shekels are the highest form of currency and waaaay out of my league.

The_Duke_of_Dabs ago

I had a shekel once. Then a jew robbes me of it.

13903584? ago

Sounds like something @freshmeat would do.

The_Duke_of_Dabs ago

@AndrewBlazeIt saw the whole thing and said if I ever go to court he testify in my favor. @BourbonExpert and @expertshitposter said they'd be my acting counsel and @Le_Squish and @Needlestack could be the Expert witnesses.

Le_Squish ago

"Judge, my client, the defendant, dindu nuffin."

13903732? ago

Open and shut case! You now owe the defendant six million shekels!

The_Duke_of_Dabs ago

fuckmyreddit ago

Six gorillion shekels.