Single File Line People! (whatever)

submitted ago by PuttItOut

You guys know the Voat drill when Reddit bans something:

Single file lines!

Voat is too broke to get real servers so we must take turns. We must act civilized and share in an orderly fashion or else it just ends up looking like a Black Friday nightmare around here and no one wants that.

So pick your time slot and stick to it, no cheating. Everyone has a 30 second window to Voat. Go.

Sorry about the downtime and slow responses, it's the best we have in Free Speechland at the moment.

Edit:

I hate receiving donations for a few reasons but here is Voat's BTC address if you feel called to donate: 3NZvuAk3Csf1UP1KCmzN9dhiXTwvhTgr9k. Please only donate if you have the means.

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Qzenseeker ago

And stay AWAKE! and how can we help by not overloading the servers? I right-click and open a new tab for every link, and try not to refresh as much.

PuttItOut ago

This is the guy causing the problems! Get him!

heygeorge ago

Already banned him from sbbh earlier for causing trouble, m8

kneo24 ago

I bet he posted some Nickelback.

heygeorge ago

I bet you’re banned just for uttering their name.

kneo24 ago

I was banned last week for doing a thing, so i decided to do that thing now. I can always be banned again though if need be. I might do another thing in the future.

heygeorge ago

Hmmm I think I got too lazy to actually ban you. Consider it a closed matter.

kneo24 ago

Don't worry, @gabara is usually on top of things.

gabara ago

I have no idea why I banned you. Probably r random. So I a randomly NOT banning you. @heygeorge

kneo24 ago

If i send you 5 shekels so you can downvoat, do you promise to ban me?

gabara ago

I don't recognize shekels as legal tender.

kneo24 ago

Pesos? Yen? Euro?

gabara ago

I only accept Criterion Collection movies as Curran. The Blu-Ray release of Gojira is worth $40. The DVD release of The Royal Tannenbaums is worth $10

kneo24 ago

I'm sorry, the best I can do is the box set of the extended version of the three LOTR movies and Spaceballs.

gabara ago

THere are no Criterion edition available for those sub-par films or Spaceballs,.

kneo24 ago

I know. I see we're at an impasse. I don't get banned again, and you don't get your movies.

gabara ago

I can't ban you. Not you. Not right now. Not in this economy. CCP has been devalued. I've gone from being an Elite to a mere Kulak in the past 24 hours thanks to that dumb ape Serena Williams getting people banned from Faggit.

kneo24 ago

There's only one solution. We could even call it, "The Final Solution". It's not as scary as you think. We just build a time machine, and go back in time, and stop the madness. When you write it all down vaguely, it sounds really easy and simple.