Single File Line People! (whatever)

submitted ago by PuttItOut

You guys know the Voat drill when Reddit bans something:

Single file lines!

Voat is too broke to get real servers so we must take turns. We must act civilized and share in an orderly fashion or else it just ends up looking like a Black Friday nightmare around here and no one wants that.

So pick your time slot and stick to it, no cheating. Everyone has a 30 second window to Voat. Go.

Sorry about the downtime and slow responses, it's the best we have in Free Speechland at the moment.

Edit:

I hate receiving donations for a few reasons but here is Voat's BTC address if you feel called to donate: 3NZvuAk3Csf1UP1KCmzN9dhiXTwvhTgr9k. Please only donate if you have the means.

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Blacksmith21 ago

Oh for the love of God, can't someone drop in a racist joke here?

Pickzilla ago

Did you hear about the Mexican MS 13 who tried to BBQ? The beans kept slipping though the grill. 😀

Ina_Pickle ago

Don't be a lazy asshole. Do it yourself.

Blacksmith21 ago

I have a reputation to uphold. C'mon. Think Black Friday.

Joker68 ago

Why do German showerheads have eleven holes?

Jews have ten fingers

Pickzilla ago

You hear about the latest German microwave? It seats six.

Blacksmith21 ago

[half-chuckle]

I was thinking along these lines: https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Red_21522b_1100223.jpg