No, this isn't another post where I talk down to you, tell you to fuck off, or berate you in another fun manner that some of the retards here have decided would be a good idea.

Instead I'll offer you something, something you may think you don't want, but something you'll soon return begging for more of. I'll leave links below for you to start out. Let me know when you want more.

Here's your intro: https://imgoat.com/uploads/8d30a95947/83684.png

Here's some fun history for you: https://imgoat.com/uploads/8d30a95947/83685.png

Here's some more history: https://imgoat.com/uploads/8d30a95947/83687.jpg

I don't want to bore you. Let's go back to something a little simpler: https://imgoat.com/uploads/8d30a95947/83688.jpg

Who doesn't love movies?: https://imgoat.com/uploads/8d30a95947/83691.png

Another fun, spooky one: https://imgoat.com/uploads/8d30a95947/83694.jpg

This one is sort of intricate, so maybe swallow this one in chunks: https://imgoat.com/uploads/8d30a95947/83695.jpg

Long, but very intriguing: https://imgoat.com/uploads/8d30a95947/83701.jpg

Very interesting, but may take a while: https://imgoat.com/uploads/8d30a95947/83704.jpg

Oh, how'd that get in there?: https://imgoat.com/uploads/8d30a95947/83706.jpg

On a more serious note though, this is the big one that you need to see: https://imgoat.com/uploads/8d30a95947/83693.jpg