ATTENTION ALL NEW FAGGOTS THERE'S SOMETHING YOU NEED TO SEE (whatever)

submitted ago by NotHereForPizza

No, this isn't another post where I talk down to you, tell you to fuck off, or berate you in another fun manner that some of the retards here have decided would be a good idea.

Instead I'll offer you something, something you may think you don't want, but something you'll soon return begging for more of. I'll leave links below for you to start out. Let me know when you want more.

Here's your intro: https://imgoat.com/uploads/8d30a95947/83684.png

Here's some fun history for you: https://imgoat.com/uploads/8d30a95947/83685.png

Here's some more history: https://imgoat.com/uploads/8d30a95947/83687.jpg

I don't want to bore you. Let's go back to something a little simpler: https://imgoat.com/uploads/8d30a95947/83688.jpg

Who doesn't love movies?: https://imgoat.com/uploads/8d30a95947/83691.png

Another fun, spooky one: https://imgoat.com/uploads/8d30a95947/83694.jpg

This one is sort of intricate, so maybe swallow this one in chunks: https://imgoat.com/uploads/8d30a95947/83695.jpg

Long, but very intriguing: https://imgoat.com/uploads/8d30a95947/83701.jpg

Very interesting, but may take a while: https://imgoat.com/uploads/8d30a95947/83704.jpg

Oh, how'd that get in there?: https://imgoat.com/uploads/8d30a95947/83706.jpg

On a more serious note though, this is the big one that you need to see: https://imgoat.com/uploads/8d30a95947/83693.jpg

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Firinmahlazer ago

Hey. Constructive criticism. Calling someone a faggot isn't a good way to get someone to read your post.

NotHereForPizza ago

Welcome to the world of big boy words.

Firinmahlazer ago

I've been here long enough. I understand big boy words. My point is Reddit is a soft place and they're used to soft words. So quit acting like a fucking dickhead. Have you ever heard the phrase "You'll catch more flies with honey than with vinegar"?

BigFatDaddy ago

"You'll catch more flies with honey than with vinegar"

You'll catch more flies with shit than with honey. So what's your point?

Firinmahlazer ago

The point

You. <---

Eh5439NKfM ago

I'm not sure most people here know how to talk to people without using 4chan slang.

NotHereForPizza ago

The people that think people aren't allowed to say certain words are probably the kind of people we wouldn't care to help anyway.

RegulationHeadgear ago

I think what you're arguing for is ridiculous and your arguments for it are even worse. "Wawwawawaw My friends were morons, so I decided to one-up them and become a racist moron"

Firinmahlazer ago

Holy fuck you are dense. I'M NOT INVITING THEM IN. I'm saying if you want anyone from Reddit to read your post and actually ingest some of the red pills calling them a faggot right out of the gate isn't the way to do it.

NotHereForPizza ago

Quit being a faggot

Firinmahlazer ago

A solid argument. Quit being stupid.