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ExpertShitposter ago

ATTENTION GOATS. THIS IS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM.... THE CABAL

With @puttitout fully under our control for the small price of 666 SecretCryptoCoin we have managed to log @freshmeat 's activity and extract critical data. He has obtained a new girlfriend called @grifter42, and they made a video together.

 

See here: https://webmshare.com/6jorz ToTaL fUcKiNg DeGeNeRaCy!1!1!1!

 

Here at cabal HQ, despite our world control, we learned today that there are some secrets better left hidden. Also, don't forget to buy winrar license.

totes_magotes ago

Can I be part of your Cabal? I have plenty of condoms with holes in them.

ExpertShitposter ago

Hey every body, totes_magotes is not our secret informer. Not at all. Dont bother loitering here, nothing to see here. totes_magotes IS NOT our secret member, put on your tin foil hats conspirators.

totes_magotes ago

Hold up. How do I know that this is really you? I mean, everyone wants to be you so... where's the secret handshake?

ExpertShitposter ago

secret handshake?

unzips

totes_magotes ago

The things I do for you... I'll be in my bunk.

Womb_Raider ago

We all know you're fake sane, champ.