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ExpertShitposter ago

ATTENTION GOATS. THIS IS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM.... THE CABAL

With @puttitout fully under our control for the small price of 666 SecretCryptoCoin we have managed to log @freshmeat 's activity and extract critical data. He has obtained a new girlfriend called @grifter42, and they made a video together.

 

See here: https://webmshare.com/6jorz ToTaL fUcKiNg DeGeNeRaCy!1!1!1!

 

Here at cabal HQ, despite our world control, we learned today that there are some secrets better left hidden. Also, don't forget to buy winrar license.

ExpertShitposter ago

@heygeorge @kevdude @gabara @Rotteuxx @lordbeatlejuicethe1 quickly!! Upvote brigade comment above before freshie and grifter screencap and expose @puttitout and our operation!!!!

This message will self destruct in 30 seconds!

gabara ago

But I'm not logged into Voat right now.

clamhurt_legbeard ago

lol

this comment is fucking hilarious

ExpertShitposter ago

Oh shit, we didn't yet link voating into our secret under the hood of winrar software.

gabara ago

The important thing is we have kept winrar technology from falling into the hands of linux extremists!

ExpertShitposter ago

True. We must find out where that bandit @Kleyno and his gang are hiding out so we can activate option

gabara ago

Radio Shack?

ExpertShitposter ago

3% chance. Good enough, launch missiles.