I just learned about the shia he will not divide US capture the flag thing. Holy shit thats funny. Here's a video about it for anyone else that has never heard of this (videos)

submitted ago by GishKnots

I don't follow internet stuff so never really I knew what this was all about other than hearing shias name a lot. Funny shit! https://youtu.be/vw9zyxm860Q

NPCGator ago

This never gets old.

Crux ago

Internet Historian is a great channel for 4chan exploits. The Tay A.I. video is one if my favourites.

NotHereForPizza ago

Dude, /pol/ is just a bunch of incompetent nerd virgins. No way they're smart enough to pull this off.

GishKnots ago

They obviously did though

NotHereForPizza ago

No way.

GishKnots ago

What happened then?

NotHereForPizza ago

:)

GishKnots ago

I have a hole in my penis

TerryB ago

Hebs will not divide us!

theoldones ago

this situation was proof 4chan has access to

-astronomers

-aviation experts

-a drone army with working R&D division

GishKnots ago

Super impressive. I wish they'd take on more missions like this.

gabara ago

Op is a JEW

GishKnots ago

OP hates fucking jews

NestleStoleMyWater ago

Hahaha @GishKnots I told you it was worth looking at. Weaponized Autism at its finest.

GishKnots ago

Dude, it is so funny!

Adminstrater ago

I can't wait for future hijynx.

winterdreams7 ago

I cant remember the last time I laughed that hard at a youtube video. That was hilarious, and excellent!

Spud4ever ago

Lmao !!!

magol ago

Holy Beautiful

Aufag ago

It's right up there with calling in multiple Russian airstrikes on an ISIS training camp.

Gitmo_money ago

Ok so I watched all 8 or 9 seasons of this unfold.

Go to YouTube and type in hwndu season and start watching in order.

Fav characters :

Jackie 4chan (NYC) Pol Blart (NYC) Sam Kekisson (new Mexico) Brittany ventis reeee are funny Jihad Jesus (NYC) Kim-Jong-anon (NYC)

Honorable mention is the viking who'd drink whole gallons of pure, white whole milk.

Excellent summary of the seasons.

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/He_Will_Not_Divide_Us

Wish they'd bring that show back. All star cast.

GishKnots ago

I'll definitely check it out

Hysterics7787 ago

I used to tune in and watch the livestream and comment in the 8ch threads. Honestly was one of the funnier internet moments I can think of in recent history. You could seriously just watch the full live stream and something entertaining would happen often enough that you wouldn't lose interest.

I remember this one guy in a business suit looked super professional came up at one point with this poster about Darth Soros, and eventually had these two liberal chicks chanting "Soros will not divide us" after educating them about the reach of Soros.

GapingAnus ago

If anyone needed more evidence that voat is boomer central...

GishKnots ago

Im no boomer!

fluhthreeex ago

Have you seen that Dancing Baby? LOL! My Grandson just sent it to me the other day!

16922963? ago

How do you feel about surround sound?

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GishKnots ago

Why is everyone so obsessed with surround sound around here? Care to fill me in?

16931768? ago

How you feel about the PCT?

GishKnots ago

The Pacific Crest Trail? 7.1.2?

16934337? ago

Mmhmm. Well if you are who I have an inkling you are - hope you're doing well. If not. Surrounded sound is pretty cool.

What if I told you about jail socks?

GishKnots ago

Hfienfhdjrsurroundnridkskqmenfhfjskemrjfiskwmsurroundrhfidjenfidkemrjidirmddodkrmsounddkfhfnrjfkfnroritnrjfi jfjdjrjdmkdkdkdkfkgkgkgkgksoundjfjfjfjfmfmfjfjjailnfjfjfjfjfmfmfjfjfnfkbeheyrhtngkgksockhrnrifjfnn

16934815? ago

Lol I broke it! :P

GishKnots ago

I do not think you read my last post close enough

16934962? ago

I'm on my cellphone and had a hard time.

If you are who you are - hope the shoulder is doing better.

GishKnots ago

Do you know what an anagram is? Think that over for a while

16935970? ago

A word that can be scrambled up to make another word.

Don't play games with me just take care of yourself so I can torture you next year in my basement after I pick you up from off of the PCT.

GishKnots ago

Penis skin

16936429? ago

Exactly.

GishKnots ago

I can poop out of my pee hole

16938069? ago

I'm actually glad to hear back from ya. Just take it easy, especially with that shoulder of yours. Next year, we got a pizza date Ima hold you to.

GishKnots ago

SURROUND SOUND

16940203? ago

Dolby... 12.1? Lol like I fuckin know.

So you do this as a sort of experiment on voat community?

GishKnots ago

Im putt

16941034? ago

We're all Putt.

GishKnots ago

I'm drinking a nice cup of hot cocoa

16941213? ago

I'm watching the Sharks game.

GishKnots ago

I got some new speakers

GishKnots ago

Good as new ; )

slwsnowman40 ago

That shit is still funny. Just the mental image of a faggot driving his car and honking to find the exact location in the middle of bum fuck Egypt.

Did you see the one where they located an ISIS training camp and sent it to Russia and Russia confirmed and bombed the shit out of it?

GishKnots ago

No, link please

GishKnots ago

Awesome!

OhRutherfordBehave ago

Really old news....

GishKnots ago

New to me

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dundundunnnnn ago

he will nut inside us

TexasInfidel ago

Proof children are with in the ranks,life isnt a fckn joke clowns

syme_newspeakagent ago

its still going on ... -on /pol/ couple days ago &theres a new location theyre spamming somewhere in europe -mayb france

this was one of the funniest trolls of brainwashed leftists i ever witnessed —&a righteous thing no doubt—as more &more brainwashed useful idiots salivate towards communism thru their telescreen &prolefeed w/o the slightest clue things like this r a beacon of sanity in an insane orwellian werld of doublethink doublespeak thoughtcrime facecrime —the groupthink hwndu espoused to the mindless masses is classic ingsoc goodthink—-doubleplusgood 4 chan! a poke in the eye for the ministry of truth— http://magaimg.net/img/7bzg.gif

ArielQflip ago

Only watched half bc it seems trash. fill me in.

CrustyBeaver52 ago

This was one of the greatest things, and funniest things, that has ever happened in the entire history of the internet.

It was epic.

Truly glorious.

GishKnots ago

Is there any more story similar to this one that you've heard of?

CrustyBeaver52 ago

Sure - on the chans:)

Check out the many dozens of youtube videos made by the chans - endless hours of entertainment await you.

Like when they made Taylor Swift the poster girl for modern white supremacy:)

Or when they resurrected the ancient Egyptian chaos god Kek (Praise Kek.)

Or when they identified and targeted ISIS positions in Syria and generated Russian airstrikes on those positions.

Or when they identified the antifa bike lock professor and got him charged.

There are probably too many to list them all.

Be advised, it wont destroy you, only your entire life as you have previously known it.

Of course, if you like it here your fate is probably already sealed:)

BlackOwl ago

/pol/ is seriously amazing sometimes.

GishKnots ago

I'll have to learn more about 4chan because the one time I went there before I was just super confused

2fast4u92 ago

There is a v/4chan and v/8chan where some highlights are posted by ex anons like myself who got sick of the shilling and came here for more redpilling opportunities. Both /pol/s still have their bright moments but there's alot of trash to sift thru now days.

Pubiclouse ago

How the hell do you comment on 4ch I'm not going to. Just wondering like you said Voat is my go to but I was just wondering.

2fast4u92 ago

It's a weird system. You click the comment you want to reply to or just reply to the whole thread. You have to keep track of user IDs to figure out who is talking to who. Not the most intuitive system for sure.

EyeOfHorus ago

Shia LaBeouf's father is a convicted pedophile. As a child actor, Shia was turned out to known hollywood pedophile producers and directors. Anyone surprised by his behavior? It could be worse.

AR47 ago

This was the perfect example of how the fastest way to unite a group of people is to identity a common enemy.

GishKnots ago

Good point!

SrBearLordofOldCastl ago

good times, the chan was a shitshow

Buff_Awesome ago

Damn dude. You've only been here for two days. What is this, your twentieth post? I can see you're taking a liking to this place.

GishKnots ago

I'm actually just really enjoying it because I've never been able to speak my mind freely without being ridiculed about my beliefs. I've never before been allowed to say that I don't like black people out loud. Also, I don't know a lot of people in the area I live in so I have a lot of free time after work.

Turnagain ago

You're almost there GishKnots. This is Voat so you can actually say that you don't like NIGGERS!

Gitmo_money ago

(((niggers)))

The ones with big noses, the ones with big lips, and the ones who glow in the dark.

Malayar ago

Or it's someone prepping a shill account to slide posts

ItsOk2bArian ago

This is the most niggerfaggot thing ive ever seen. Amazing work Patriots/Autist. I wish i had this kind of free time to fuck with the left, but watching from the sidelines is still spiritually fulfilling

cantaloupe6 ago

/pol has had fun pranks. There was the time Taylor Swift let fans choose a location she would perform - somehow Horace Mann School for the Deaf in Boston the most votes.

Another singer got sent to Alaska. The HWNDU was hilarious

Our Kek who art in memetics

Hallowed by thy memes

Thy Trumpdom come

Thy will be done

In real life as it is on /pol/

Give us this day our daily dubs

And forgive us of our baiting

As we forgive those who bait against us

And lead us not into cuckoldry

But deliver us from shills

For thine is the memetic kingdom, and the shitposting, and the winning, for ever and ever.

Praise KEK

2fast4u92 ago

It was pitbull that got sent to Alaska. And you can't forget the greatest raid of all time! Hitler Did Nothing Wrong Mountain Dew!

Bing11 ago

I know nothing about Pitbulls music, and less about his political views, but didn't he actually go to Alaska and perform? Kudos to him for being a good sport if so.

2fast4u92 ago

He did. His songs are pretty much degenerate party dance music, not a fan. But I agree its funny he went thru with it.

BB-3 ago

I know nothing about Pitbulls music

Consider yourself lucky.

GasChamber ago

Yeah he did. He played it off like no fucks given. He didn't seem to mind and neither did the people in alaska.

cantaloupe6 ago

Did they ever catch Sam Hyde?? Krept seeing on the news for every deplorable act.

pol_Blart ago

You live under a rock that doesn’t have internet?

GishKnots ago

Just never paid attention to this kind of thing. This place is the first Forum I've ever been on

GishKnots ago

It's pretty impressive.

shitlordschmitty ago

my friends had an over/under if he would blow his brains out after the drone flag capture..

carlip ago

It was great watching as they took the flag down and put the shirt up

GishKnots ago

Did you see it live?

MogumboPiston ago

It was so awesome watching this unfold. Then the little squirt got beat at every single attempt to hoist that bullshit back up. Even autists who read flight patterns and triangulated outdoor locations. Do not fuck with /pol/

TerryB ago

It was one of the funniest and glorious things ever. I don't think I will live to see something like it again.

SRS-Airbag ago

Its a schizophrenic hive mind meritocracy. Each idea is judged with brutal honesty. Users are strongly encouraged to check their personal vanity at the door by remaining anonymous. Putting a name to your post is known as name fagging and highly criticized.

GishKnots ago

I don't know what much about 4chan (is that what /pol/ is?) I might have to check it out. What is that place all about? Just a crazy forum?

fuckyourownface ago

It's where voat gets most of it's content

theoldones ago

4chan once literally directed a russian airstrike onto an ISIS training camp.

GishKnots ago

I'm going to have to look that up

fartyshorts ago

It's like voat without the condom

cantaloupe6 ago

4chan.org is the site /pol is the board most like Voat IMHO

After the Great Meme War of 2016 there's been a censorship and deplatforming effort since 4chan/pol affected the election. Some claim 4/pol has been infiltrated and it's no longer the vangaurd of free speech.

The link below shows some of the 2016 efforts the latter section the most enlightening.

https://youtu.be/m7ZuffBrloo

Some find it humorous - and perhaps you can prepare for the 2020 meme war.

Free speech sites have been under attack. Voat was attacked many times; labelled and slandered. It's from competitors attempting to keep a monopoly, and politicians pandering.

ruck_feddit ago

Here ya go, buddy:

https://imgoat.com/uploads/644a684f98/199548.jpg

I say 4chan to make conversation easier, though we specifically mean pol. The 2016 election was a golden age of 4chan exploits. Remember, "Who is the hacker known as 4chan?" https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-hacker-known-as-4chan

UnknownAlias365 ago

Sigh, life was so much simpler and more enjoyable when I didn't take the redpill. Shoulda taken the warning about the redpill seriously lol..

ruck_feddit ago

Yeah, and you can't not spread the word. It's good for people.

MogumboPiston ago

You really don't want to do that. Just read about their exploits second-hand. Trust me.

GishKnots ago

But it sounds fun!

2fast4u92 ago

It WAS fun, back when this was going on, we got "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong" to the top of the Dub the Dew list for Apple Mtn Dew, sent Pitbull to bum fucked Alaska for a concert, caused massive outrage at Tumblr, etc etc. But after the Meme War (Trumps election) the place got so shill infested from msm constantly whining about it that nothing fun ever got done anymore. Threads got slid, crooked mods got in, total shitshow. 8chan fell about a year later. Now given there are still plenty of sparks of life and good memes, but the glory days are gone. We could do all those things here with a little motivation. I've been wanting a dedicated sub for raids but I lack the time to start and mod it by myself.

cantaloupe6 ago

/pol moved here, and to the end of the universe

followthedolla ago

just remember you'll be there forever if you venture too far.

GishKnots ago

I've only been here a few days and I feel like I'm on here forever already.

Chimaira92 ago

Here we use nigger, jew, faggots and other words as defence mechanisms.

4chan used child porn, gore and transexuals as defence mechanisms.

I've even met some "Dedicated" 4chan users who are adamant that traps are not gay. They fell victim to their own defence mechanisms.

BordelonLoop ago

ah so. wondered what the hubub was bub.

Guardbuddy ago

There are people there that unironically identify as National Socialists whilst insisting traps aren't gay.

4chan is truly a magical place of wonders.

undertheshills ago

B is the only place that uses gore and cp to run people off. 4chan at it's best is hard to top. The problem is I can only think of a few great moments. Habbo raids, a few murderers using it as forum to brag, Shia, they outed a really popular klan podcaster as an FBI, gas lighting a bunch of adults into liking my little pony. Other than that the best to hope for is red pills similar to what you'll here. The other 99.9% is fucking literal retards shills faggots and furries.

GishKnots ago

I have a lot to learn

undertheshills ago

B is the only place on 4chan that uses gore and cp to run people off. 4chan at it's best is hard to top. The problem is I can only think of a few great moments. Habbo raids, a few murderers using it as forum to brag, Shia, they outed a really popular klan podcaster as an FBI informant, gas lighting a bunch of adults into liking my little pony. Other than that the best to hope for is red pills similar to what you'll see here. The other 99.9% is fucking literal retards shills faggots and furries.

Trumpsdietcoke ago

The first time I heard of 4 chan was when they got Jenna Jamesons social media passwords from her ex manager. She flashed her tits for them and they got the info in a few hours if I remember correctly. Amazing since she didn't even know his real name. She did have his picture though. Most impressive were the isis Russian air strikes. Lol, twice!

philomath ago

It's okay to be white

Pepe

Chimaira92 ago

2 things, I haven't been on 4chan in just under a decade. B was the only place people would want to go, where abouts on 4chan do they go now?

secondly, they actually still do that as a defence mechanism? I was referencing 10 years ago hence the "used" part.

TheTrigger ago

This is the most accurate description of 4chan in all this thread.

ruck_feddit ago

Don't get too grossed out. Think of the body of pol as a shit ton of bored, socially awkward semi-autists spread throughout the world.

And, we'll call you things like niggerfaggot as a term of endearment for behaving properly on VOAT. It doesn't mean we think you're jussie smollett.

Phantom42 ago

I prefer fuckstick, but hey. Niggerfaggot is the trademark here.

6gorillion ago

Your insults have to actually mean something and make sense. What does fuckstick even mean? I urban dictionaried it and answered my own question and I gotta tell you that fuckstick just doesn't have any weight behind it. I mean, if words have power over you in the first place then you are a fucking faggot, but even people that do let words control them really aren't going to care about being called a fuckstick.

mqrmqr ago

Definitely among the best achievements of /pol/ and 4chan in general.

GishKnots ago

I'm just learning about 4chan and all these things. I tried to look at 4chan before and I'm very confused about how it works

Aufag ago

You really don't want to go on Pol. It will probably ruin your life and end all your friendships. You also might become a national socialist or at least be labeled as one by everyone you know.

BloatedVoatGoat ago

Learning about 4chan, 4chan learn you. Its a site where they douse the discussion topic in lighter fluid while all taking turns playing hot potato hand gernade smoking stogies and snorting asprin for lulz. And thats a calm day, really is a special place.

GishKnots ago

I want to try it

CrustyBeaver52 ago

No, you really don't want to - you can never leave.

Just walk away.

GishKnots ago

Lol, maybe I'll take your advice

cantaloupe6 ago

Redpill Can't vouch for this - a Financial elite - nearly a psychopath - he found his conscience when he couldn't bring himself to take part in a child sacrifice.

https://youtu.be/Oczqtf6X2eE

Gitmo_money ago

If you do visit, I suggest lurking for a few months until you can understand it all.

Lurk moar is a common phrase and newfags will be exposed and ruined.

It's that way to keep normies out - they don't want you there. They don't want each other there. It's a mess, but it's an awesome mess.

Aufag ago

Seriously, you cannot undo going to Pol. Just forget you ever had this conversation and never go there.

pby1000 ago

Yeah, it is funny.

massiveprivilege ago

To bad 4chan mods started banning any mention of Shia flags. Threads were swiftly being deleted and users who start them banned.

Did you know you cannot say soy, soyboy etc on 4chan because it triggered some mods. Go and try it.

fuckyourownface ago

Changes to basedboy

Gimmethelolz ago

Fuck you weren't kidding. Fuck fucking Fuck. Faggots over there.

I type in soy. The cunts change to onions. I put in soyboy and they make it basedboy.. Which I think is equally gay.

So that's is boys. Another one bites the dust to the Jude

olltre ago

is that uncle chang?

ready-ignite ago

Hahahaha god those days are still too much. What did we do to deserve all this hilarity. Moral panics are downright hilarious. We're living in the real world Monty Python.

MisterGrieves ago

They found the flag twice. TWICE in the same epic glory. There might even have been a third time but I remember laughing my ass off again after the second instance.

GishKnots ago

Oh shit that was funny. If you know of any other good ones send them to me!

matthew-- ago

maaaaate, you've been missing out......

iPhone massacre: https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=MQEEJ57Gsow

4chan vs tumblr: https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=SvjwXhCNZcU

GishKnots ago

Hahahahaha these are great!

SIayfire122 ago

Take another look at that video. He's chanting "He will nut inside us."

GishKnots ago

Has shia tried to do anything else since being destroyed by 4chan? Did he ever respond?

uvulectomy ago

Last I heard he basically lost his marbles. My guess is he's in a room somewhere, curled up in a ball, silently muttering "He will not divide us to himself, over and over.

GishKnots ago

God i hope so!

GishKnots ago

Thanks! I love this stuff.

Thisismyvoatusername ago

That was my favorite moment as well. The guy trolls them perfectly. The girl actually thinks it’s funny. The soyboy loses his shit.

BumFightChamp ago

Reminds me of that tard Neil and his raptor screech that triggers the other tarda

ruck_feddit ago

That Niel greentext is great. He was the alpha tard. Someone put it in a comment thread a week ago or so.

Der_Untergang ago

If there's any more proof one would need to prove they're on the right side, exhibit A, a grown adult throwing a tantrum like a child, perfectly manipulated into showing his inner feelings with just a simple word: "reeee"

derram ago

https://invidio.us/watch?v=vw9zyxm860Q :

Capture the Flag | He Will Not Divide Us - YouTube

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