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0fsgivin ago

I always go with. Max out pushup and squats before ya jerk off.

Ya know why? it changed my life. I was smoking weed, playing video games, jerking off...messy room. Ya know what? One day outa the blue "earn the jerk" I did some pushups. Best jerk ever...no shame. No this is pathetic. Thoiught " ya know a year from now that chick could WANT to fuck me realistically"

Now I fucked up...got in shape. Banged girls I shoudl not have...ultimately eneded up really depressed wehn i realized being good looking was not the end all be all answer. BUT I'm glad I went though that phase. And now am trying to get back into working out. Hit it to hard last run...pulled a groin muscle. Gettin older... Gunna have to take it slower on the next run.

But for the young bucks...before ya pull your pud...Clean your room, clean your car, do some pushups and squats...then beat it like it owes you money. Sooner or later...you'll start working out even without jerking it. Delayed gratification. Start small...it builds.

clamhurt_legbeard ago

Earn the jerk. That's fucking legit.

Pushups, pullups.

Congrats on attaining your goal, and much luck in the future goals you may create.