Do at least one pullup and one pushup every day (theredpill)

submitted ago by clamhurt_legbeard

"Clammy that's fucking gay I can do at least 10 pullups and 50 pushups."

Cool story, bro. Did you do any today? Yesterday?

If you do them every day, you're all set, you don't need this post.

If you haven't done any since last week, or last month, or last time there was a thread in here about doing them, then listen to this.

The working out might not be as hard as getting yourself to do it every day.

You know what's not hard? Flossing. I fucking hate flossing. It took some effort to get myself to floss every day. Flossing isn't difficult, making yourself floss is. The discipline of doing it every day might be what you actually need to work on.

1 pushup is BS. It's really, really hard to justify not doing even ONE pushup and ONE pullup. Do it literally every day. When you get overwhelmed by how dumb only one of each is, you're free to do more, but you are NEVER allowed to not do at least one.

I'm going to start doing this. Anybody else going to commit to at least ONE pullup and pushup every single day?

Or is that too big of a commitment for you?

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TheBuddha ago

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I do 2.5 hours of PT and around 2 hours of guitar playing.

Get on my level, AIDS monger.

clamhurt_legbeard ago

You can't even eat enough to MAINTAIN weight.

I don't want to be on your level!!

TheBuddha ago

I'm hovering at 155. You fat bastard.

clamhurt_legbeard ago

This is honestly probably the fattest I've ever been (145).

TheBuddha ago

I was up to 160ish, but then I lost it again. I dunno where it went, but I had it.

Amusingly, with all my PT I'm getting pretty ripped. I've got my six pack abs back and I make it a point to work my core and upper body between sets for my legs.

I haven't been this fit in decades. I can probably bounce a .50 BMG off my abs!

(Not really.)

clamhurt_legbeard ago

hahahahaha

thats pretty sweet but i still dont envy your situation

the situation im in tho i could get the good parts

i just need to learn to floss

TheBuddha ago

I'm kinda anal about hygiene.

I'm also weirdly obsessed with doing my job. My devotion to things like PT and guitar is pretty solid, probably too solid. I didn't even take today off, though I did spend less time and I am counting my going out as my walking. That's about as slack as I'll let myself be. And, I've only showered twice today.

I'll be fixing that in a little while.

clamhurt_legbeard ago

twice today

ya that seems like a lot

TheBuddha ago

I usually shower at least three times. I had to stop doing that when showers were an hour long ordeal. I'm in and out, dressed in clean clothing, in like ten minutes. It's not like they're 45 minute showers.

clamhurt_legbeard ago

I figured they would be.

Even so, the skin is meant to have its cooties!

TheBuddha ago

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A shower doesn't come close to eradicating all the bits of life that live on you. You've got plenty more cooties.

clamhurt_legbeard ago

cootie holocaust

OY VEY

TheBuddha ago

So much AIDS.

clamhurt_legbeard ago

Not anymore!

Not after the gay Holocaust!!

TheBuddha ago

No. No... You've somehow managed to get more AIDS than you previously had. I hadn't even realized double AIDS was possible, but here we are.

You're like Rock Hudson and Freddy Mercury level AIDS, at the same time. I'd be mad, but I'm actually kinda impressed.

TheBuddha ago

It's 2019. You can be gay if you want, but it's kinda late now. You already got AIDS. You ain't even gotta take a dick in the ass, unless you really want to.

Or if you go to prison, I suppose.