BTW, I'm 32.

[Let it ring]

Me: Hello?

Girl: Hi, this is Girl. Who is this?

Me: This is OP.

Girl: Hi, OP. Who's OP?

Me: Don't pretend you don't remember me.

Girl: Are you the guy from the car?

Me: Yeah.

Girl: Cool.

Me: I'm on my way to my other job, and just wanted to see what you're doing this weekend.

Girl: I don't know yet. What did you have in mind?

Me: I was thinking we could get together and watch a movie I've been wanting to see. Order something.

Girl: Maybe. Are you creepy?

Me: I don't think I'm creepy. Do you think I'm creepy?

Girl: I hope not.

Me: I'm not creepy.

Girl: How old are you?

Me: How old do you think I am?

Girl: I have no idea.

Me: How old are you?

Girl: 18.

Me: You're 18. Problem solved, right?

Girl: I don't know. I don't really know you that well. Have to be careful.

Me: Tell you what. We'll meet at Bookstore cafe, hang out for a bit, then come back here.

Girl: I don't know. Text me.

Me: I'll text you when I get out of work. See where you're at

I don't think I had control of the conversation. And I don't think I'm going to text her.