edistojim ago

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You've already told her twice.

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tomdogg ago

We’ve all been there

Thisismyvoatusername ago

Maybe it's just me and my old fashioned ways, but punching your wife in the face doesn't seem very nice.

apathy_meh ago

I like Jimmy Carr's bewilderment over it;. "It's like keying you own car. It's your car".

Shotinthedark ago

When I say get naked I mean now bitch

Derpfroot ago

He then yelled that “the cops are here” inside his home before stumbling back outside while slurring his speech and slowly walking in a “zigzag pattern.”

a story as old as alcohol

ALIENS2222 ago

Aloha snack bar! Moe-hom-mad approves! HONK HONK

Bac10us ago

Perfectly acceptable under sharia law

Clubbooradley ago

Sharia foreplay