"All your children are poor, unfortunate victims of systems beyond your control. A plague upon your ignorance, to the great despair of your ugly life. All your children are poor, unfortunate victims of lies you believe. A plague upon your ignorance, that keeps the young from the truth they deserve." -Frank Zappa, 1967, "What's the Ugliest Part of your Body?" from "We're only in it for the money." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1rwkgCAVsc

What did Frank Zappa know? It's a common meme that Frank grew up in the Laurel Canyon area, with a father who worked as a chemist in the military. However, what separates Frank from other CIA assets is that he not only unmasked and despised CIA assets, such as the Grateful Dead, but that he lived in relative segregation due to his mixed status. Frank's father was a guinea pig (no pun intended) for money, allowing applications of unknown substances in return to payment for his participation. This is how the Zappa family was able to eat in the 50's, in addition to following farm trucks to catch any food that fell off (from his autobiography).

Frank hated hippies, pot, LSD, the Beatles, openly discussed the possibility of AIDS being a man-made virus, and testified before congress in opposition to the PMRC and a blank tape tax that was purposed by Al Gore, and more importantly, Al's wife Tipper. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgAF8Vu8G0w

Frank's first album "Freak Out!" contained the song "Who are the Brain Police?', which contains possible MKULTRA hints. "What will you do if we let you go home? And the plastic is all melted, and so is the chrome? Who are the Brain Police? What will you do when the label comes off? And the plastic's all melted, and the chrome is too soft? (screaming and feedback) I think I'm gonna die. I think I'm gonna die. I think I'm gonna die...." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuABc9ZNtrA

The final song on the album is an aborted sound collage, missing only the final melody, called "The Return of the Son of Monster Magnet." The song itself is one of Frank's earliest failures, meandering pointlessly without the final melody as the record company pulled the plug before Frank could finish. The piece was intended as a multi-part sound collage, with the first section being named "Ritual Dance Of The Child-Killer." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP_YxDdGni0

Frank was around the famous "Vito" freak who predated hippie culture. A possible CIA asset himself, Vito was already shunned among the freak community for pedophilia. Vito's only son died mysteriously, apparently having fallen through a hole in a roof while under the influence of LSD at the age of 3. According to his colleagues, Vito was un-phased, if not joyful, at this event. Frank did not have much positive to say, if anything at all, about Vito post 1966.

Frank made one song directly implicating the CIA's manipulation of culture on his second album, Absolutely Free. The song itself, Plastic People, referred to people living as NPC's, unaware of the working of the world around them. This theme has shades of MKULTRA, which would explain Frank's disdain for LSD. The lyric in question is at 40 seconds in. "...and there's this guy from the CIA, and he's creeping around Laurel Canyon..." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVEqxSlaQ64

The second to last track on "Absolutely Free" is "Brown Shoes Don't Make it," a song about a father pimping his underage daughter out to the mayor of the town for status/pride/money. In addition to possibly providing first hand knowledge of pizzagate/MKULTRA in 1967, the track is a likely candidate for the first rock opera ever released, being comprised of 8 minutes of multiple 30 second long songs. (1:18)"A world of secret hungers. Perverting the men who make your laws. Every desire is hidden away. In a drawer in a desk, by a Naugahyde chair. On a rug where they walk and drool. Past the girls in the office, We see in the back of the city hall mind. A dream of a girl, about 13. Off with her clothes, and into a bed. Where she tickles his fancy, allllll night loooonnggg...... - (skipping a lot of quality content for the sake of brevity in this writing.) Nasty, nasty, nasty.

Only 13, and she knows how to nasty nasty...

She's 13 today, and I hear she gets loaded!

If she were my daughter, I'd.... (What would you do, Daddy?) If she were my daughter, I'd.... (What would you do, Daddy?)

SMOTHER MY DAUGHTER IN CHOCOLATE SYRUP AND STRAP HER ON AGAIN. OH BABY! SMOTHER MY DAUGHTER IN CHOCOLATE SYRUP AND STRAP HER ON AGAIN. SMOTHER MY DAUGHTER IN CHOCOLATE SYRUP AND STRAP HER ON AGAIN! She's a teenage baby, and she turns me on. I'd like to make her do a nasty on the white house lawn! I'D LIKE TO SMOTHER MY DAUGHTER IN CHOCOLATE AND BOOGIE 'TILL THE COWS COME HOME!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZLWD75KKGA

Frank's third album. We're Only in it for the Money, is a vicious condemnation of the entire artificial culture of the 60's. This is the album that contains the fore-mentioned song, "What's the Ugliest Part of your Body?" What is potentially even more fascinating is a sample of a phone call that he included as a sound collage link in between songs (think Dark Side of the Moon, where all the songs bleed together). The transcript of "Telephone Call" goes as follows.

"(ring) (Suzy)Operator, hold for a minute please. (Frank) Hello, could you call 678-9866? (Suzy) He's gonna bump you off yet. He's got a gun, you know? If he didn't get you in Laurel Canyon, he's gonna get you here." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKJoI4U3o2E

Suzy goes onto calmly explain to her parents that they shouldn't worry about their phone being tapped, because her's is, too.

Frank died unexpectedly of cancer in 1993. I know this is extremely vague, but what do you guys make of it?