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wincraft71 ago

A description and transcript of the original fatherhood video:

Audio:

Man: You think you're hot shit, don't you?

Child: screaming

You think you're -- LISTEN UP! What's my name?

Child: something that sounds like "John"

Man: What's my name?

Child: something that sounds like "John" again

Man: My OTHER name, what do you call me?

Child: incoherent

Man: I AM YOUR FATHER. FROM NOW ON YOU WILL CALL ME YOUR FATHER YOU-- SHUT UP!

Child: a cry that sounds like "Dad!" screaming continues

Man: I you will call me your father what am I WHAT IS MY NAME? HUH?!

Child: incoherent screaming

Man: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME WHAT DO I WANT YOU TO CALL ME?

Child: high pitched "what" sound

Man: WHAT?

Child: screams

Man: WHAT? SAY IT, I WANT TO HEAR IT.

Child: high pitched "Skippy" sound

Man: THAT'S IT, YES! SAY IT AGAIN!

Child: incoherent high pitched noises

Man: SAY IT AGAIN!

Child: high pitched "Skippy" sound again

Man: Yeah, that's right!

Child: squeals and incoherent noise continues

Man: That's right! YEAH, I'm YOUR DADDY NOW! I'm your FUCKING daddy now.

Gothamgirl ago

I could never forget these words, they have haunted me for a year.