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Piscina ago

So Stallone apparently has a pump installed downstairs because he was too zealous with the steroids back in the day:

Sex with Sylvester Stallone

I was an extra on "Tango and Cash" and had sex with Sylvester Stallone. Mostly.

It's true: Sylvester Stallone has one of those pump things installed downstairs I'd heard rumors about it, but never really believed them. Supposedly he overdid steroids in his youth and they made him lose the ability to function . . . normally.

Now, I don't know much about these pumps, but here's how I think they work: the man inflates his penis with a bulb implanted into one of his balls. Then it stays up, whether he's having sex, drinking coffee, or out in the garden pruning gladiolas. When he decides to deflate it he presses a little hidden valve.

http://www.oocities.org/westhollywood/3542/stallone.html