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dundundunnnnn ago

We all have cucumbers in the back of our fridges. Get him to guess more things. See how accurate. Go from there. Report back.

djklbd ago

Yes, Im going to antagonize a potential intelligence agency shill into guessing the placement of more items in my house...c'mon man, I need legit advice here.

2impendingdoom ago

Be sure to get a good smoke detecter, extinguishers and fire insurance. If they are serious they will set your house on fire while you are sleeping. leave the lights on at night, keep your important stuff in the empty fridge and your car in case the house does burn. get a dog if you can. Leave little bits of paper in your doors that will fall out if anyone opens them while you are out. stay safe.