They sent one out a month or two ago while I was at work. Everyone got it. I got it, my manager got it, the doctors got it, the techs got it, every client in the waiting room got it. Everybody's phone starts doing that very distinctive emergency-broadcast tone (you know the one) at the same time. I almost shat myself.
So I pick up my phone and I'm thinking, "well, either nuclear war has started, or Donald Trump has gained control of the Emergency Broadcast System and is now tweeting directly to every American through it".
It was an Amber Alert for a dad-in-the-midst-of-a-custody-battle-absconds-with-daughter situation, 80 miles away.
"well, either nuclear war has started, or Donald Trump has gained control of the Emergency Broadcast System and is now tweeting directly to every American through it".
LOL!
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pushthis ago
I never get amber alerts but i get one on my phone like a week and a half ago
vastrightwing ago
You will soon. Plus all kinds of other messages you are required to receive. There will be no opt out.
cthulian_axioms ago
They sent one out a month or two ago while I was at work. Everyone got it. I got it, my manager got it, the doctors got it, the techs got it, every client in the waiting room got it. Everybody's phone starts doing that very distinctive emergency-broadcast tone (you know the one) at the same time. I almost shat myself.
So I pick up my phone and I'm thinking, "well, either nuclear war has started, or Donald Trump has gained control of the Emergency Broadcast System and is now tweeting directly to every American through it".
It was an Amber Alert for a dad-in-the-midst-of-a-custody-battle-absconds-with-daughter situation, 80 miles away.
Mammy ago
"well, either nuclear war has started, or Donald Trump has gained control of the Emergency Broadcast System and is now tweeting directly to every American through it". LOL!