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bopper ago

They have over 400 Google reviews now. Insane amount. Here are some (actual) new ones and some are several months old. They aren't being taken down for some reason.

While dining at comet ping pong, I met this guy named J'aime Les Enfants and he offered to make my kid famous. Lets just say I prompty left the establishment and will never be back.

One star! The owner is super successful as a film producer, but the BOGO package is not all inclusive and he wouldn't give me the type of pizza I was looking for - I think next time I'll just play my game of Dominos on some pasta. I prefer ToyFreaks to the pizza at Comet Ding Dong.

It was mediocre and my kids didn't like it. They kept getting weird stares from Alefantis himself. Maybe next time I'll leave them at home or they might go missing and transported some place else as "living art".

Great pizza, but when I made a wrong turn to use their restroom I stumbled across two men blowing a 7 yr old in the storeroom. Weird place, not kid friendly at all. Top kek.

Great place to eat pizza, best leave the kids at home though- might never see them again!

Their pastas are amazing but a bit undeveloped. They also hand out handkerchiefs with a map on them connected to pizzas that I love to swipe the cheese after I came out of the place. They are also connected to the local metro through a tunnel for easier access. Their service is unripe though.

I remember those old Yelp reviews in OP's post about the bathrooms being nastier than gas stations. Gross. If I ever wanna be a top listed guy in DC, I'm going to open up a crappy high end pizzeria.

Here's a nice cryptic, or not so cryptic, one.

I'm not sure how I feel about the experience. I was happy with jamming myself into the pizza, but the hotdog on the side seemed unnatural to me. I would have preferred ice cream on the side. I'll take more time to print out a bigger map next time.

Joe10jo ago

@bopper, the ones you listed are truly for real?? If so, I'm speechless!! Like these are truly pre-Pizzagate Yelp reviews??

bopper ago

@Joe10jo The ones I listed are post pizzagate Google reviews. Some are only a few weeks old. It was fun reading them, they are trolling Alefantis.

However, the OP reviews are pre-pizzagate Yelp reviews. He originally posted them at least seven months ago, before I was even here on Voat. Click on the post title to see them.

Google allows any biz owner to address any negative Google review (we do it ourselves in our biz), but Alefantis is not addressing these newer (negative) Google reviews, he's letting them stand. Either he can't keep up, or it would look bad to address them, or maybe he wants them to stay for some reason. There are over 400! Probably half are troll comments. Cause that's way too many reviews, hundreds more than usual. I haven't read all 400 though!

Vindicator ago

I'm sure he is accumulating them for whatever lawsuits he is preparing -- they are evidence of actual damage to his business.

bopper ago

Maybe, but good luck w/ him using comedic reviews to help his case, of course, the judge who would preside, probably frequents the place.