PedoStomper ago

LOL reading all those comments from months and months ago. One guy goes "Somehow the restaurant was good enough to be on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives," lol. Like that fat fuck Guy Feiri (or however you spell his stupid name) isn't ramming kids in the back room with Jimmy Comet. Man the shills were out in full force in that thread.

icuntstopswearing ago

"Epic hipster fail" was one of the funniest.

https://voat.co/v/pizzagate/1907150

ProudTruther ago

Well those all sound like after Pizzagate broke. The one about meeting alefantis and him making the kid famous sounds really bad. I remember reading,g em around last thanksgiving "if chuckie cheese was a crackhead that smoked crystal meth... Were scary but also really legit. A lot of thse ones sound troll written.

I mean the one about dominos on pasta is de F after as its a reference to a podestas email.

bopper ago

@ProudTruther You're getting my more recent Google reviews mixed up with the old Yelp reviews posted by Remedy.

The Yelp reviews on Remedy's post are def pre-pizzagate. Sorry if I confused things. Click on the title of the post to see them.

"Nasty Stinky Bathrooms." Now that sounds like the name of one of the bands that played there.

remedy4reality ago

no... like the title says, these are all PRE PIZZAGATE reviews..

stop muddying up the facts with your droll analysis ( edit: you are obviously talking about @bopper comment )

ProudTruther ago

Wait so you guys realize Pizzagate broke right before the trump election right.

PedoStomper ago

What you call "PizzaGate" has been going on for centuries. The elite upper class rape children, eat them, and sacrifice them as part of their "religion." If you don't believe this is true, you are wrong.

remedy4reality ago

hey faggot.... are you doubling down on stupid?

Oh shit.. you're a fucking troll faggot piece of shit.. Or how would you not know the original post ( I wrote it, you stupid cunt ) was from 7 months ago, and ALL OF THE REVIEWS WERE PRE PIZZAGATE.. now... delete your fucking comments and stop shitting on this thread, you cunt.

bopper ago

They have over 400 Google reviews now. Insane amount. Here are some (actual) new ones and some are several months old. They aren't being taken down for some reason.

While dining at comet ping pong, I met this guy named J'aime Les Enfants and he offered to make my kid famous. Lets just say I prompty left the establishment and will never be back.

One star! The owner is super successful as a film producer, but the BOGO package is not all inclusive and he wouldn't give me the type of pizza I was looking for - I think next time I'll just play my game of Dominos on some pasta. I prefer ToyFreaks to the pizza at Comet Ding Dong.

It was mediocre and my kids didn't like it. They kept getting weird stares from Alefantis himself. Maybe next time I'll leave them at home or they might go missing and transported some place else as "living art".

Great pizza, but when I made a wrong turn to use their restroom I stumbled across two men blowing a 7 yr old in the storeroom. Weird place, not kid friendly at all. Top kek.

Great place to eat pizza, best leave the kids at home though- might never see them again!

Their pastas are amazing but a bit undeveloped. They also hand out handkerchiefs with a map on them connected to pizzas that I love to swipe the cheese after I came out of the place. They are also connected to the local metro through a tunnel for easier access. Their service is unripe though.

I remember those old Yelp reviews in OP's post about the bathrooms being nastier than gas stations. Gross. If I ever wanna be a top listed guy in DC, I'm going to open up a crappy high end pizzeria.

Here's a nice cryptic, or not so cryptic, one.

I'm not sure how I feel about the experience. I was happy with jamming myself into the pizza, but the hotdog on the side seemed unnatural to me. I would have preferred ice cream on the side. I'll take more time to print out a bigger map next time.

Joe10jo ago

@bopper, the ones you listed are truly for real?? If so, I'm speechless!! Like these are truly pre-Pizzagate Yelp reviews??

bopper ago

@Joe10jo The ones I listed are post pizzagate Google reviews. Some are only a few weeks old. It was fun reading them, they are trolling Alefantis.

However, the OP reviews are pre-pizzagate Yelp reviews. He originally posted them at least seven months ago, before I was even here on Voat. Click on the post title to see them.

Google allows any biz owner to address any negative Google review (we do it ourselves in our biz), but Alefantis is not addressing these newer (negative) Google reviews, he's letting them stand. Either he can't keep up, or it would look bad to address them, or maybe he wants them to stay for some reason. There are over 400! Probably half are troll comments. Cause that's way too many reviews, hundreds more than usual. I haven't read all 400 though!

Vindicator ago

I'm sure he is accumulating them for whatever lawsuits he is preparing -- they are evidence of actual damage to his business.

bopper ago

Maybe, but good luck w/ him using comedic reviews to help his case, of course, the judge who would preside, probably frequents the place.