I mean, I wasn't going to go all conspiracy on it, but if Snopes has to write about it, I guess I'll do some reading.

I just assumed Cornell's broken ribs were from CPR. If someone confirms that homeboy from LP was actually Podesta's son... then we should all really start to pay attention.

AFAIK, Podesta was dating Alefantis, though. It's a crazy mixed up gender fluid world, though, so who knows.