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ThePuppetShow ago

WTF is this? LOL At least put some context with this bullshit. I see unicorns, where are the dragons and elves?

AncientJibberish ago

Listen, the unicorn is the covering of the tabernacle. The Dragon gives with to the Pheonix, who is the Devil you know and the elves live in the coding of plants.

I happen to be an inter-dimensional being who has come to show you how to transcend matter. I run the illuminati, have done for a long time but just rightfully reclaimed my place, after solving the God's Axis Mundi Babel Renard Putzel. Anyway, that's not for the concern of mortals like you. Would you like to become immortal or not?

DonKeyhote ago

Obviously we are meant to answer "no, i am as god made me and so must i remain" or something. I just want $50k. Not a lot of money. o_o

AncientJibberish ago

Anyway. The Kingdom Of Heaven Is Within, didn't Jesus say that? I thought heaven was everlasting.

Silverlining ago

At hand?

AncientJibberish ago

Money? You want Money?

What are you, cheap?