I was pleased to stumble upon a Voodoo Doughnut location while hovering above the liberal oasis of Austin, a stone's throw from the governor's mansion and capitol building.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Voodoo+Doughnut,+212+E+6th+St,+Austin,+TX+78701/@30.2676502,-97.7409022,13z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x8644b5a771205af3:0x86f416ea2f93d43c
Typical of the brand it is on a shitty street locals call Dirty Sixth. One block down there is a family-friendly pizza bar with gay-friendly owners, as evidenced by their Instagram:
http://archive.is/i0WtT
As we all know but won't admit, gay is a PG red flag. Other IG posts are blatant if you've followed PG at all:
http://archive.is/bO1Jz
http://archive.is/4pGkb
Sex joke with kids dressed as adults
Piece de resistance?
http://archive.is/qKMqJ
https://www.instagram.com/roppolospizza/
Browse while you can, I called it quits after Alice tried to deepthroat that slice. They host Chef Camp with absurdly young kids, it's on the IG. but remember this is a breadcrumb and there's weird shit all over there.
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DonKeyhote ago
Like the cartoon ultrasound "it's a....pizza!" Lots of random shit and jokes with no punchline that may include codewords