Here is a strange one. Excerpts below. Some strange food references, simulated schedules, a mystery mixed fruit juice, tricking the restaurant, 90 seconds to get to vans, Andrews AIrforce Tilapia Museum??? WTF...
From: Abedin, Huma AbedinH@state.gov
Sent: Wednesday, December 12, 2012 7:00 PM
To:
Subject: Fw: Wed/DC
Disappointed NEA Travelers -
As Huma noted, Secretary Clinton was unable to make this week's trip. Obviously, her health is paramount, so we hope
you all understand.
But she nonetheless feels badly that you are all stuck in Washington instead of enjoying Morocco. For some of you it
might have been the first time. And maybe the last time for the rest of us. So if we can't go to Marekesh, she wants to
bring Marekesh to us.
Towards that end, she has put together this** simulated** schedule for tomorrow:
Notes to the Party:
• NO/NO Bag Drag tomorrow
• Weather: mostly cloudy with temps in the upper 40s •
Money Matters: yes, in this country as in all others, money does
matter • Vendors will be conveniently located on the ground floor of HST selling used books, used lamps, used
birdcages, and an assortment of other random household items from the 1970s •
Note: You can simultaneously donate blood at the same location • Note: Yoga will simultaneously be offered at the same location •
Water in DC is NOT/NOT Potable
10:00am Meet at 22nd & C Lobby of HST
10:15am Staff Vans Depart HST ert IAD
11:00am Arrive Dulles International Airport
[Note: We will not be flying anywhere, but our bodies are programmed to spend at least two hrs/per day in a van]
- 11:00am-11:30am Lunch at IAD Long Term Parking
• Note: A Bag Lunch will be served
• [Additional Note: on the side of the bag there will inexplicably be an imprint of a symbol of some kind that appears to
be nothing more than a red splotch]
Parmessan Crusted Baked Tilapia Salad garnished with Blue Cheese, Asiago
Cheese, Provolone Cheese, Mozzarella Cheese, and Stuffed Shells Stuffed w/Red Wine Reduction Crusted Musht • A Loaf
of Bread • Side Salad of Mini Eclairs • Dessert of fried fruit •
Beverage Service: Random concoction of a Fruit Juice Mixed
with Seltzer (though somehow - despite a finite # of types of juices and mixes available in society - will never have been
served on any previous flight, nor will it be served on any subsequent flight)
NOTE: A Light Snack will be served during this van movement • Jalapeno and Blue Cheese Tilapia Burger Topped with
Thick Maple Bacon, Even Thicker Sausages, and Chocolate Chip Italian Ices • Medley of Squash, Zucchini, Almond Green
Beans, and Key Lime Pie • Roasted Red Pepper Hummus Spinach Parfait • Dessert: Cannoli Stuffed w/Tilapia
3:30pm Camera Spray w/Cathy Ashton
Time TBD: We have identified 17 locations for dinner, and each location is holding a table of 30 'just in case' the
Secretary's party drops by: http://www.urbanspoon.com/m/c/7/moroccan. The Secretary's name was NOT/NOT used
so it is unknown how they know she might be coming at exactly 7:23:47pm wearing a white jacket over black pantsuit
and prefers to look out the window. As part of deceiving the restaurant, the reservation is NOT/NOT under her name.
You must tell them you are with the Hillary Clunkton party. Please be ready to mobilize at the drop of a hat, at a time
not of your choosing that has no correlation to your appetite status. Additionally, you should be ready to leave dinner at
a moment's notice, the only warning being Ms. Clunkton's suddenly standing up and the resulting sound of 29 chairs
moving away from the table. From that point, you will have 90 seconds to get to the vans.
OPTIONAL: For those interested we have secured a van to take you to the History of the Air Force's Obsession with
Tilapia Museum, located on the grounds of Joint Base Andrews. During this visit, you will learn many fun facts about
Tilapia:
• Tilapia is not a single fish. It is the common name for nearly a hundred species of cichlid fish from the tilapiine cichlid
tribe.
That is super fucked. So much confusion that one can only believe there are a few code words and schedule instructions with the rest of the email being meaningless.
The bullet points at the end are the most messed. Obviously 7:23:47 is too specific. How many people received this email? If it is 17 (and maybe a couple more just so they are in the know) that would be most suspicious in my eyes as they secured 17 locations for dinner. Of course I just checked the email and it had 18 recipients, since Huma couldn't make it that would mean 17 people and 17 different locations. Could mean each individual will have their own??
With the 3 paragraphs mentioning food. The first part is strongly Italian. The second part is saying this is "one and only". Third part strikes me as referring to male as many of the foods are male oriented or penis shaped -- jalapeno, thick, thicker sausages, chocolate chip (the word Italian is mentioned again), squash, zucchini, green beans, red pepper and canoli. Why are so many circular in shape? As well, Key Lime Pie has some interesting definitions from urban dictionaries, in order from google results:
Sexual act.
A guy takes a girl and has her lie down on her back with her head overhanging a bed or couch.
From there, the guys starts to throat fuck her until she throws up, and as she is throwing up he blasts his load on her face. The colors mix together and it resembles the colors of a keylime pie.
To urinate inside the ass of your significant other then proceed to fuck her until a major load of jizzz has been blown from the cock. The interesting combination of jizzz and urine will then resemble that of a Key Lime Pie in the butthole of your significant other.
The act of inserting limes into your partner's rectum, and you plus multiple other men ejaculate into the hole. Spoons are distributed, and the key lime pie is eaten
There is too much relating to food and specifics not to be taken seriously. The rest of the email is probably a cut and paste about Tilapia that is only trying to make the email look legit.... people who are involved in illegal acts always try to cover themselves by looking legitimate. Maybe the option of going to going to the museum is for those who have a preference other than boys???
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awarenessadventurer ago
Here is a strange one. Excerpts below. Some strange food references, simulated schedules, a mystery mixed fruit juice, tricking the restaurant, 90 seconds to get to vans, Andrews AIrforce Tilapia Museum??? WTF...
Full email at: https://foia.state.gov/Search/results.aspx?searchText=*&caseNumber=F-2016-07895
From: Abedin, Huma AbedinH@state.gov Sent: Wednesday, December 12, 2012 7:00 PM To: Subject: Fw: Wed/DC
Disappointed NEA Travelers - As Huma noted, Secretary Clinton was unable to make this week's trip. Obviously, her health is paramount, so we hope you all understand. But she nonetheless feels badly that you are all stuck in Washington instead of enjoying Morocco. For some of you it might have been the first time. And maybe the last time for the rest of us. So if we can't go to Marekesh, she wants to bring Marekesh to us.
Towards that end, she has put together this** simulated** schedule for tomorrow: Notes to the Party: • NO/NO Bag Drag tomorrow • Weather: mostly cloudy with temps in the upper 40s • Money Matters: yes, in this country as in all others, money does matter • Vendors will be conveniently located on the ground floor of HST selling used books, used lamps, used birdcages, and an assortment of other random household items from the 1970s • Note: You can simultaneously donate blood at the same location • Note: Yoga will simultaneously be offered at the same location •
Water in DC is NOT/NOT Potable
10:00am Meet at 22nd & C Lobby of HST
10:15am Staff Vans Depart HST ert IAD
11:00am Arrive Dulles International Airport
[Note: We will not be flying anywhere, but our bodies are programmed to spend at least two hrs/per day in a van] - 11:00am-11:30am Lunch at IAD Long Term Parking
• Note: A Bag Lunch will be served
• [Additional Note: on the side of the bag there will inexplicably be an imprint of a symbol of some kind that appears to be nothing more than a red splotch]
Parmessan Crusted Baked Tilapia Salad garnished with Blue Cheese, Asiago Cheese, Provolone Cheese, Mozzarella Cheese, and Stuffed Shells Stuffed w/Red Wine Reduction Crusted Musht • A Loaf of Bread • Side Salad of Mini Eclairs • Dessert of fried fruit •
Beverage Service: Random concoction of a Fruit Juice Mixed with Seltzer (though somehow - despite a finite # of types of juices and mixes available in society - will never have been served on any previous flight, nor will it be served on any subsequent flight)
NOTE: A Light Snack will be served during this van movement • Jalapeno and Blue Cheese Tilapia Burger Topped with Thick Maple Bacon, Even Thicker Sausages, and Chocolate Chip Italian Ices • Medley of Squash, Zucchini, Almond Green Beans, and Key Lime Pie • Roasted Red Pepper Hummus Spinach Parfait • Dessert: Cannoli Stuffed w/Tilapia
3:30pm Camera Spray w/Cathy Ashton
Time TBD: We have identified 17 locations for dinner, and each location is holding a table of 30 'just in case' the Secretary's party drops by: http://www.urbanspoon.com/m/c/7/moroccan. The Secretary's name was NOT/NOT used so it is unknown how they know she might be coming at exactly 7:23:47pm wearing a white jacket over black pantsuit and prefers to look out the window. As part of deceiving the restaurant, the reservation is NOT/NOT under her name. You must tell them you are with the Hillary Clunkton party. Please be ready to mobilize at the drop of a hat, at a time not of your choosing that has no correlation to your appetite status. Additionally, you should be ready to leave dinner at a moment's notice, the only warning being Ms. Clunkton's suddenly standing up and the resulting sound of 29 chairs moving away from the table. From that point, you will have 90 seconds to get to the vans.
WTF????
hels ago
That is super fucked. So much confusion that one can only believe there are a few code words and schedule instructions with the rest of the email being meaningless.
The bullet points at the end are the most messed. Obviously 7:23:47 is too specific. How many people received this email? If it is 17 (and maybe a couple more just so they are in the know) that would be most suspicious in my eyes as they secured 17 locations for dinner. Of course I just checked the email and it had 18 recipients, since Huma couldn't make it that would mean 17 people and 17 different locations. Could mean each individual will have their own??
With the 3 paragraphs mentioning food. The first part is strongly Italian. The second part is saying this is "one and only". Third part strikes me as referring to male as many of the foods are male oriented or penis shaped -- jalapeno, thick, thicker sausages, chocolate chip (the word Italian is mentioned again), squash, zucchini, green beans, red pepper and canoli. Why are so many circular in shape? As well, Key Lime Pie has some interesting definitions from urban dictionaries, in order from google results:
Sexual act.
A guy takes a girl and has her lie down on her back with her head overhanging a bed or couch. From there, the guys starts to throat fuck her until she throws up, and as she is throwing up he blasts his load on her face. The colors mix together and it resembles the colors of a keylime pie.
To urinate inside the ass of your significant other then proceed to fuck her until a major load of jizzz has been blown from the cock. The interesting combination of jizzz and urine will then resemble that of a Key Lime Pie in the butthole of your significant other.
The act of inserting limes into your partner's rectum, and you plus multiple other men ejaculate into the hole. Spoons are distributed, and the key lime pie is eaten
There is too much relating to food and specifics not to be taken seriously. The rest of the email is probably a cut and paste about Tilapia that is only trying to make the email look legit.... people who are involved in illegal acts always try to cover themselves by looking legitimate. Maybe the option of going to going to the museum is for those who have a preference other than boys???
srayzie ago
Eww. 🤢 Sick!