Please read this UPDATE: Case moved to US District Court HERE

Well, well, well... What have we here?!?!?!

Come one, come all along a joyous ride of theater posing as news!

Everybody's favorite "Right Wing Conspiratard", Edgar Maddison Welch, finally got his big starring role. Follow along now.

We all know Edgar is a big time actor but did you know he finally got his starring role due to running over a 13yr old boy? Maybe you did already know that. But..

Did you know that in the Affidavit of Criminal Complaint the FBI Investigator in charge of the case is actually a cameraman for Fox 16 News in Tulsa? before moving to Little Rock, AR to become a sportscaster

Maybe you knew that. Gee, so far I'm only presenting you with odd coincidences, huh?

Well, did you know that Mr Welch was charged with this long list of crimes for shooting up Comet Ping Pong? (Continued here)

AND FOR THE MOTHERLOAD Charges dropped, Case dismissed, 12/13/2016

Need further verification, see for yourself

WELL AINT THAT SOME GOOD OL FASHIONED CIRCUS ACROBATICS!?!?!?

UPDATE: Case moved to US District Court HERE