Strikes, no, but here's JUST OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD...where all the good stuff comes from. Michael Sheen. Gorgeous, talented Brit actor, is quitting show business and going into community action, like a White Obama Brit Action Jackson. Really? Sip sip do tell. Kimmel was with Sarah Silverman until he wasn't and (I can barely write this) Beautiful Michael Sheen has been with her two years. In short, I think she's a HANDLER, and her work is done with Michael, he's gone from Hollywood to meeting all the dragons through her that he needs to know in politics. You underestimate her if you think I lie. Seinfeld was one of her mentors, his was Larry, all Jewish, all know each other, all the way back. Next thing you know, Sheen is Prime Minister. Kimmel? Fuck him. He looks like he'd fart in bed and laugh about it.

Kimmel did the Hillary pickle jar stunt from what I remember, and very soon after landed some plumb hosting gig on an awards show if I remember right. He had an establishment vibe. Maybe he was just playing to who he thought the election winner was going to be, but still came off as a slime.

What happened with Fallon? I remember he got attacked for "Humanizing Trump" with the hair-touching thing. Did he swing the other way after that? I thought he was the one guy trying to keep to the middle ground, but I generally stopped watching mainstream TV as a pastime around that period.