I see here that the OP removed his name. I am fearing for this guys situation right now.

So fucking help me if this turns out to be "fake news" I'm going to flip my shit.

TPTB would love to see this verse get shut down - and this better not be a tool to do that.

OP just released the biggest nugget since this began IMO.

Fuck off if this isn't the most surreal happening.