There's no fucking way that Marina Abramović is your average GILF. This is not the body of a 70-year old. She has knowledge that we don't have. She's awakened, no doubt.

Yesterday someone posted an article about the Fountain of Youth, which is a legendary spring that restores the youth of anyone who drinks it. It became famous from the Spanish explorer, Ponce de León, who spent his life searching for it.

Remind you of someone? Clearly Marina Abramović has access to the Fountain of Youth.

Scary thing, last week I discovered that the neighborhood where Comet Ping Pong resides is actually called Wakefield. Wakefield was bought up by a single man named R.B. Warren, who built 100 brick houses in the 1930s after buying up the land. As this image shows, Wakefield is a triangle shaped neighborhood with Comet Ping Pong at the top corner.

Though triangles are common shapes, made me wonder whether this was simply a coincidence. So I looked at another corner, and guess what I fucking found. You guessed it, a historic structure named after our favorite Spanish explorer. What it's used for today? I have no clue, but I can only imagine.

Here are some images I found on Google Maps street view outside the building:

Looks like an arrow pointing somewhere: https://i.sli.mg/4AYNri.png

Road construction? https://i.sli.mg/jKWY5A.png

Symbol graffiti? https://i.sli.mg/dtChJT.png

On the last corner, I couldn't find much. The only thing I noticed was the heavy construction outside Wilson Aquatic Center next to the High School, which reminded me of sewers/tunnels. Here you go:

https://i.sli.mg/BGEZtW.png