YES. I'm dumbfounded that they really, honest-to-goodness, believe they are being clever. Bless their hearts!

So, some customers did not hear a gunshot while others may have? Some people were asked to leave and some not? Gunman in the business but pizza is still served to customers who are largely unfazed by the gravity of possibly getting murdered? Either the gun and bullet were virtually silent and magical or their story is BS.

Frankly, I don't know if I should be insulted or impressed by this next level stupidity.