"We a terrific, close-knit community" No doubt. You are a large network of elite small business owners. You have a unique taste in human torture art, and never mind your strangly-secretive language, you're a creative crowd. Creatively expressing your deepest and darkest feelings about "family, faith, and freedom" all the fucking time. You obviously have hopes for children, to the point of obsession. Integrating the Pences into your neighborhood won't be easy. A simple dinner invitation to CPP is a stomach-turning thought.