Blatantly shutting down the first amendment to protect one pizza joint was my first clue.
Any other restaurant that isn't a chain would just pack it up at this point if there weren't something more to protect than playing ping pong and eating pizza. Move and change the name... done. The name is garbage anyways. If you were opening a pizza joint that also offers ping pong, wouldn't something like 'Ping Pong Pizzeria' be a better name anyways? Why would the name avoid the main service it provides? Table tennis is the central business model here? Really?
My theory is James was in the program at a young age and goes by a different personality during the day. He might have literally no recollection of things happening at his place due to his multiple personalities.
James Alefantis isn't is real name. James Alefantis - J'aime L'enfant
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Kal ago
Blatantly shutting down the first amendment to protect one pizza joint was my first clue.
Any other restaurant that isn't a chain would just pack it up at this point if there weren't something more to protect than playing ping pong and eating pizza. Move and change the name... done. The name is garbage anyways. If you were opening a pizza joint that also offers ping pong, wouldn't something like 'Ping Pong Pizzeria' be a better name anyways? Why would the name avoid the main service it provides? Table tennis is the central business model here? Really?
bryoneill11 ago
Maybe they want the name Cum it Ping Pong in there
Kal ago
I've been thinking about it now, and I wonder if there is much more to the name than we understand.
shootermcgvn ago
My theory is James was in the program at a young age and goes by a different personality during the day. He might have literally no recollection of things happening at his place due to his multiple personalities.
James Alefantis isn't is real name. James Alefantis - J'aime L'enfant
AllDancingCrap ago
Given the nature of the publicly announced activities (lots of weird/occult imagery on their posters). Comet Ping Pong may stand for something else.