Blatantly shutting down the first amendment to protect one pizza joint was my first clue.
Any other restaurant that isn't a chain would just pack it up at this point if there weren't something more to protect than playing ping pong and eating pizza. Move and change the name... done. The name is garbage anyways. If you were opening a pizza joint that also offers ping pong, wouldn't something like 'Ping Pong Pizzeria' be a better name anyways? Why would the name avoid the main service it provides? Table tennis is the central business model here? Really?
Yeah, obviously any popular local hangout would just move and change the name! You know, just break the lease and renovate an entirely new property in a different area and hope you get the same customer base.
You're a real genius, I can see why you're a big Pizzagater.
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Kal ago
Blatantly shutting down the first amendment to protect one pizza joint was my first clue.
Any other restaurant that isn't a chain would just pack it up at this point if there weren't something more to protect than playing ping pong and eating pizza. Move and change the name... done. The name is garbage anyways. If you were opening a pizza joint that also offers ping pong, wouldn't something like 'Ping Pong Pizzeria' be a better name anyways? Why would the name avoid the main service it provides? Table tennis is the central business model here? Really?
comeonpeople ago
Yeah, obviously any popular local hangout would just move and change the name! You know, just break the lease and renovate an entirely new property in a different area and hope you get the same customer base.
You're a real genius, I can see why you're a big Pizzagater.
VieBleu ago
aaaaaaawwwwwwwww you burned us so bad with that zinger. Guess we'll just stop 'cause we care that you like us.