Children's book Secret Pizza Party it's about 4 minutes long, the mayor of NY read this to kids. It seems like a form of grooming.
"When you make something secret, you make it special. Regular handshake, boring. Secret handshake, boo Yah! Regular staircase? Tiring. Secret staircase, terrific."
The raccoon is obsessed with obtaining pizza and eating it in secret. He doesn't want to order pizza over the phone because the delivery man might recognize his face from a Wanted poster. He steals pizza and runs home dodging brooms that have been used by people to stop him from getting pizza. He dodges robot sniffer brooms, which seems like a reference to electronic monitoring or something. When he was getting pizza alone he was timid, scared, careful. When he stole the pizza and ran home he avoided the broom enthusiasm club which was stationed in a neoclassical style building similar to the government buildings in DC. At home he was scared of being caught so he turned off the lights and whispered. He says pizza gives him happy screams but forces himself to contain his excitement for safety purposes.
Then he notices a secret pizza party outside that's loud and out in the open. Adults and children in an open air tent with masks on, some black and similar to his own natural raccoon mask. There is a large sign announcing SECRET PIZZA PARTY (very non-secretive obviously, the point is these people are all "out" and "proud" with their secret pizza love.) He says these people are better at giving parties than keeping secrets. He goes, is still timid, secretive but is overwhelmed by the party and rolls around on the central pizza table with a slice of pizza covering his genitals.
I think this story isn't meant for parents to read to kids. More like a story a "close family friend" or "loving uncle" might use to introduce concepts." Listen to the one PaisaHunter linked to, just as creepy.
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DooDooDoodle ago
Children's book Secret Pizza Party it's about 4 minutes long, the mayor of NY read this to kids. It seems like a form of grooming.
"When you make something secret, you make it special. Regular handshake, boring. Secret handshake, boo Yah! Regular staircase? Tiring. Secret staircase, terrific."
The raccoon is obsessed with obtaining pizza and eating it in secret. He doesn't want to order pizza over the phone because the delivery man might recognize his face from a Wanted poster. He steals pizza and runs home dodging brooms that have been used by people to stop him from getting pizza. He dodges robot sniffer brooms, which seems like a reference to electronic monitoring or something. When he was getting pizza alone he was timid, scared, careful. When he stole the pizza and ran home he avoided the broom enthusiasm club which was stationed in a neoclassical style building similar to the government buildings in DC. At home he was scared of being caught so he turned off the lights and whispered. He says pizza gives him happy screams but forces himself to contain his excitement for safety purposes.
Then he notices a secret pizza party outside that's loud and out in the open. Adults and children in an open air tent with masks on, some black and similar to his own natural raccoon mask. There is a large sign announcing SECRET PIZZA PARTY (very non-secretive obviously, the point is these people are all "out" and "proud" with their secret pizza love.) He says these people are better at giving parties than keeping secrets. He goes, is still timid, secretive but is overwhelmed by the party and rolls around on the central pizza table with a slice of pizza covering his genitals.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xon1546ZwDs
Atlantean120 ago
just read the reviews on Amazon-parents are creeped out as well, and their negative reviews are from years ago.
DooDooDoodle ago
I think this story isn't meant for parents to read to kids. More like a story a "close family friend" or "loving uncle" might use to introduce concepts." Listen to the one PaisaHunter linked to, just as creepy.