Children's book Secret Pizza Party it's about 4 minutes long, the mayor of NY read this to kids. It seems like a form of grooming.
"When you make something secret, you make it special. Regular handshake, boring. Secret handshake, boo Yah! Regular staircase? Tiring. Secret staircase, terrific."
The raccoon is obsessed with obtaining pizza and eating it in secret. He doesn't want to order pizza over the phone because the delivery man might recognize his face from a Wanted poster. He steals pizza and runs home dodging brooms that have been used by people to stop him from getting pizza. He dodges robot sniffer brooms, which seems like a reference to electronic monitoring or something. When he was getting pizza alone he was timid, scared, careful. When he stole the pizza and ran home he avoided the broom enthusiasm club which was stationed in a neoclassical style building similar to the government buildings in DC. At home he was scared of being caught so he turned off the lights and whispered. He says pizza gives him happy screams but forces himself to contain his excitement for safety purposes.
Then he notices a secret pizza party outside that's loud and out in the open. Adults and children in an open air tent with masks on, some black and similar to his own natural raccoon mask. There is a large sign announcing SECRET PIZZA PARTY (very non-secretive obviously, the point is these people are all "out" and "proud" with their secret pizza love.) He says these people are better at giving parties than keeping secrets. He goes, is still timid, secretive but is overwhelmed by the party and rolls around on the central pizza table with a slice of pizza covering his genitals.
Hey kids wouldn't you like to become a robot? Everyone would want to play with you then! You would be so cool! Just take a few spoonfuls of this cough syrup looking stuff and you can be a robot we can play with! Rub it all over your body! Now it's working! Now you can do all the cool stuff you couldn't do before you were our robot! It's more fun to be a robot than a sqishy human. Oh no, your friends don't like you now you're a robot and if you try to hug your parents you'll kill them. People don't want to play with robots after all! So then the kid is offered a chance to return to human but chooses instead to turn those around him into robots, including his dog. If you abuse those around you they will be just like you. So the robo kids covers the world in robo sauce, transforming everyone into a robot. "The end is near. The end."
Who the fuck reads that to kids?
That is some creepy mind control shit with liberal doses of "you better not tell anyone you're being abused or they will hate you and your parents will die."
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DooDooDoodle ago
Children's book Secret Pizza Party it's about 4 minutes long, the mayor of NY read this to kids. It seems like a form of grooming.
"When you make something secret, you make it special. Regular handshake, boring. Secret handshake, boo Yah! Regular staircase? Tiring. Secret staircase, terrific."
The raccoon is obsessed with obtaining pizza and eating it in secret. He doesn't want to order pizza over the phone because the delivery man might recognize his face from a Wanted poster. He steals pizza and runs home dodging brooms that have been used by people to stop him from getting pizza. He dodges robot sniffer brooms, which seems like a reference to electronic monitoring or something. When he was getting pizza alone he was timid, scared, careful. When he stole the pizza and ran home he avoided the broom enthusiasm club which was stationed in a neoclassical style building similar to the government buildings in DC. At home he was scared of being caught so he turned off the lights and whispered. He says pizza gives him happy screams but forces himself to contain his excitement for safety purposes.
Then he notices a secret pizza party outside that's loud and out in the open. Adults and children in an open air tent with masks on, some black and similar to his own natural raccoon mask. There is a large sign announcing SECRET PIZZA PARTY (very non-secretive obviously, the point is these people are all "out" and "proud" with their secret pizza love.) He says these people are better at giving parties than keeping secrets. He goes, is still timid, secretive but is overwhelmed by the party and rolls around on the central pizza table with a slice of pizza covering his genitals.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xon1546ZwDs
PaisaHunter ago
Here's ROBO-SAUCE by the same author.
If only there was some magical robo sauce that turned you into a giant awesome robot. Check out the TOP SECRET FORMULA FOR ROBO-SAUCE @1:35.
DooDooDoodle ago
Hey kids wouldn't you like to become a robot? Everyone would want to play with you then! You would be so cool! Just take a few spoonfuls of this cough syrup looking stuff and you can be a robot we can play with! Rub it all over your body! Now it's working! Now you can do all the cool stuff you couldn't do before you were our robot! It's more fun to be a robot than a sqishy human. Oh no, your friends don't like you now you're a robot and if you try to hug your parents you'll kill them. People don't want to play with robots after all! So then the kid is offered a chance to return to human but chooses instead to turn those around him into robots, including his dog. If you abuse those around you they will be just like you. So the robo kids covers the world in robo sauce, transforming everyone into a robot. "The end is near. The end."
Who the fuck reads that to kids?
That is some creepy mind control shit with liberal doses of "you better not tell anyone you're being abused or they will hate you and your parents will die."
stickittotheman ago
sounds like MKultra hints, mind controlled robot slaves
stickittotheman ago
never mind reads it, who writes it? another demented NY parasite thats who! http://whothehell.com/
Ms_1776 ago
I think I'm going to be sick. I'm horrified this kind of evil exist. It's ****ing disgusting!
OpenSoulOpenMind ago
that is fucked up!
we gotta look into these guys..
PaisaHunter ago
I started a thread about it. https://voat.co/v/pizzagate/1464747