Rydal ago

Be thankful you didn't go down one of the GGWPSATANPIZZA tunnels as a kid. Seriously, lucky.

Poncho567 ago

Seems like it is again at Dupont Circle, more than 3 miles from Comet.

TheTruthPrevails ago

The report says the tunnels may have gone to Rock Creek, very close to CPP

pizzathrowaway ago

it's about 2 miles from Rock Creek

pizzathrowaway ago

can't connect to comet ping pong, though which is on the OTHER side of rock creek.

TheTruthPrevails ago

The tunnels were nearly 30 ft deep though. Very possible to go under the creek

pizzathrowaway ago

have you SEEN the rock creek gorge?

TheTruthPrevails ago

My point is, the man claimed to have built these tunnels alone, which is an impossible feat for one 50 year old man. They were constructed "to code" and were very deep, reaching the bedrock in at least one place.

If this guy was lying, which I'm positive he was, who knows how many people were implicated in this, how much it cost, and how far it truly stretched. They used a "boring" scientist who worked at the Smithsonian as the scapegoat so the story wouldn't attract as much attention.

pizzathrowaway ago

It is super weird! I just am having a hard time imagining it going any further than the park because of the gorge.

pizzathrowaway ago

also having a hard time imagining someone trying to drag a child through that tunnel if it's 3 + miles long.

TheTruthPrevails ago

These people are potentially making hundreds of millions of dollars doing this. They could surely install a simple rail system once a secret entrance is established. I dont have the answers, just ideas to guide others

TheTruthPrevails ago

"Reports indicated that the tunnels were long and extensive – that they may have reached as far as Rock Creek Park. Some electric lighting was discovered inside. For days, wild theories abounded – was it a Confederate soldier hideout? A stop on the Underground Railroad? A liquor depot for bootleggers? A counterfeiter’s lair? Or maybe a secret laboratory for “Dr. Otto von Golph’s” experiments? None of the above. The Smithsonian Institute’s mosquito-expert entomologist, Harrison G. Dyar, let the public spectacle go on for a couple of days before admitting to city newspapers that he himself had dug the tunnels from about 1906 until 1916, at which time he moved away to California. Why? “I did it for exercise,” he said, “Digging tunnels after work is my hobby. There’s nothing really mysterious about it.” (Post, 9/27/24)"

Edit: check out where Podestas house and Obamas future house is:

http://imageshack.com/a/img922/8540/GgWr0A.png

Right Next to Rock Creek Park. A 2 minute walk from here, on the SAME ROAD is the "World Bank" according to Google Maps (owned by the Catholic Church, often suggested to be implicated in Pizzagate) but this is actually the Islamic Society of DC? If you search for other "World Bank" locations in DC, there are many more very close to the Whitehouse and passing near Duponte Cir.

It would not surprise me if these are locations where you may access the tunnel system.

The following is accredited to the voat user nadrewod. Seemed appropriate here:

"A simple search of the neighborhood name, Kalorama, and prohibition shows that the neighborhood was featured prominently in two 2011 books about the era (both of which Google has delisted from their Google Books server, despite still having their search results near the top), and that the builder behind the place was also involved. A few things that would have been extremely prominent back then are speakeasies (hidden rooms where multiple people can hide, drink alcohol, and relax), hidden supply tunnels (the kegs have to be brought in somehow, and it wouldn't be through the front door), and lots of secret nooks and crannies (what better way to hide your nightly bottle of beer than with a little pantry for it right next to your bed?).

I can pretty much guarantee you that other prominent political officials are living in that neighborhood these days, and they are all running an underground pedophile sex ring in the secret basements."

algernon4peace ago

Perhaps we need to invite these sick f-ks down for a special pedo pizza party extravaganza and fill the exits with cement. Let them eat each other.