If #Pizzagate is not real, then we have to believe that: (pizzagate)

submitted ago by thezodiac

  • John Podesta is just a foodie, he loves pizza and pasta and talk about it all the time
  • Podesta loves pizza so much that he draws "pizza-related" maps so he doesn't forget where are his favourite pizzerias.
  • Podesta also loves hot dogs, and he dreams about opening a hotdog stand in Hawaii.
  • People play dominoes on pizza and pasta, but it's difficult to decide which one is better
  • People love pasta with walnut sauce.
  • Marina Abramovic was just inviting Tony Podesta to a normal dinner at her place. She called Spirit Cooking like an inside joke, because of the strange and satanic shit she's been doing all her life.
  • Marina Abramovic is not a satanist, she's a lovely lady in real life, the bizarre shit she does is just her artistic self.
  • Tony Podesta is a lovely guy who happens to have a strange taste for art. He likes some disturbing pieces of art, and that's all.
  • James Alefantis is just a family restaurant owner who happens to have a very dark sense of humor and also a strange taste for art, based on the artists he invite to his family restaurant. He just like to post photos of lovely kids and babies, and make very dark comments. His followers also have that dark sense of humor and they just have a good time.

Am I missing something guys? Help me.

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Yuser_Manuel ago

-oh, pasta and walnut sauce is actually a popular dish.

SIMONBARROW ago

I've cooked Italian from dozens of cookbooks in my lifetime and have travelled in Italy extensively and I have never once seen a recipe for pasta with walnut sauce in a book or seen it on a restaurant menu. It is NOT a popular dish.

KnowThyself ago

While it may not be a popular dish, it at least makes sense. I actually love OPs narrative and think it should be pushed through memes in a sarcastic way, but it should only include the really bizarre ones. Also to make a correction it was Todd D. Stern who was dreaming about Podesta's hot dog stand in Hawaii. https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/30231 So now we have to believe that either Podesta has a hot dog stand in Hawaii, or his friends think he does.

anonnynonny ago

I'm not arguing against pizzagate as a whole, but...

My dad always used to always talk about quitting the rat race and opening a chili stand. The big joke was that he was going to intentionally make bad chili so that no one would come buy anything. It's a joke "dream" about getting away from a stressful job - and I could definitely see the same being the case here.. Podesta is even from my dad's generation, so that type of joke could be common in that age group.

Stern could just be playing on a running joke like that to indicate that he's stressed out.

KnowThyself ago

Could be, in fact this article supports your idea. It's still a little creepy in light of the weird stuff about hawaii from 7 months ago. https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackOps/comments/4fs7a8/question_why_would_there_be_30ish_wifi_networks/#bottom-comments