If #Pizzagate is not real, then we have to believe that: (pizzagate)

submitted ago by thezodiac

  • John Podesta is just a foodie, he loves pizza and pasta and talk about it all the time
  • Podesta loves pizza so much that he draws "pizza-related" maps so he doesn't forget where are his favourite pizzerias.
  • Podesta also loves hot dogs, and he dreams about opening a hotdog stand in Hawaii.
  • People play dominoes on pizza and pasta, but it's difficult to decide which one is better
  • People love pasta with walnut sauce.
  • Marina Abramovic was just inviting Tony Podesta to a normal dinner at her place. She called Spirit Cooking like an inside joke, because of the strange and satanic shit she's been doing all her life.
  • Marina Abramovic is not a satanist, she's a lovely lady in real life, the bizarre shit she does is just her artistic self.
  • Tony Podesta is a lovely guy who happens to have a strange taste for art. He likes some disturbing pieces of art, and that's all.
  • James Alefantis is just a family restaurant owner who happens to have a very dark sense of humor and also a strange taste for art, based on the artists he invite to his family restaurant. He just like to post photos of lovely kids and babies, and make very dark comments. His followers also have that dark sense of humor and they just have a good time.

Am I missing something guys? Help me.

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quantokitty ago

Yeah, and #chickenlovers literally means Alefantis' friends all love hens, and the baby in the photo with the yellow necklace around his head just happened to be in the nice #chickenlovers arms when the photo was taken And silly us, Alefantis knows a talented carpenter who specializes in creating boxes that just happen to resemble tiny child-size coffins. Then there's the pool parties where grown adults actually transport stranger's kids to come swim with them in heated water. Everyone knows it's good to swim with children under ten to build aerobic strength in case you have to hold your breath while eating pizza.

SIMONBARROW ago

And one of your political friends flies her baby up from Palm Beach to meet you.

KnowThyself ago

Which email was this? That sounds disturbing.

SIMONBARROW ago

Do a search for Juliana Koch Gendelman. Sent John Podesta a birthday email with an attached image of her baby daughter Rosalie. Then soon afterwards she writes to him telling him that she is flying up to Washington with Rosie.

KnowThyself ago

Ahh ok, creepy as fuck.