If #Pizzagate is not real, then we have to believe that: (pizzagate)

submitted ago by thezodiac

  • John Podesta is just a foodie, he loves pizza and pasta and talk about it all the time
  • Podesta loves pizza so much that he draws "pizza-related" maps so he doesn't forget where are his favourite pizzerias.
  • Podesta also loves hot dogs, and he dreams about opening a hotdog stand in Hawaii.
  • People play dominoes on pizza and pasta, but it's difficult to decide which one is better
  • People love pasta with walnut sauce.
  • Marina Abramovic was just inviting Tony Podesta to a normal dinner at her place. She called Spirit Cooking like an inside joke, because of the strange and satanic shit she's been doing all her life.
  • Marina Abramovic is not a satanist, she's a lovely lady in real life, the bizarre shit she does is just her artistic self.
  • Tony Podesta is a lovely guy who happens to have a strange taste for art. He likes some disturbing pieces of art, and that's all.
  • James Alefantis is just a family restaurant owner who happens to have a very dark sense of humor and also a strange taste for art, based on the artists he invite to his family restaurant. He just like to post photos of lovely kids and babies, and make very dark comments. His followers also have that dark sense of humor and they just have a good time.

Am I missing something guys? Help me.

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Wellwerefucked ago

This is actually brilliant.

To many already connected dots of dirty politicians to deny that this whole scandal just does hand in hand with what we sort of already knew.. it almost seems like something we should have picked up on earlier... the signs were all there.... we just assumed these sick desires were reserved for a special breed of fucked up people but it certainly seems much much deeper than that!