Goddamn fucking shitballs.

It's like watching college kids trying to buy/sell drugs at music festivals. How the hell are they stupid enough to think that's cleverly disguised code-speak?

Hello guy I don't know. Do you know where Molly is? I have like 10 friends who are all looking for Molly. Oh, you don't know anyone named Molly? Well how about Lucy? Do you know her? No? Oh, you heard some other random person you don't know talking about her earlier?