Make it out of something cheap or free, that way, when you realize delusional wish-thinking and resentment of orthodoxy produces no actual result, you can throw away your wand without guilt or loss.
Yep. Busy here in meatspace. I only intervene when I see low-hanging fruit posts like 'wand advice'. If you aren't happy with your penis size, I suggest dating petite women.
...you unironically made a username replacing letters with numbers based on obscure literary characters centered around death.
wow. you are unironically an edgy anger sniper from tf2 whose sniper rifle is named after a latin phrase.
i dont even have to continue this conversation now, really. you've already given the chance to drop this MOAB of an insult right into your lap.
i mean holy shit i thought you people were just memes, i had no idea your ilk actually existed. ahahahaha this is the funniest shit ive seen all day. thank you for that, you've made my day brighter, you fucking no-sex-having edgelord XD
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ch3f4554551n ago
Make it out of something cheap or free, that way, when you realize delusional wish-thinking and resentment of orthodoxy produces no actual result, you can throw away your wand without guilt or loss.
theoldones ago
ok whatever mr.my-account-is-1.3-years-old-yet-my-score-aint-even-4-digits
ch3f4554551n ago
Yep. Busy here in meatspace. I only intervene when I see low-hanging fruit posts like 'wand advice'. If you aren't happy with your penis size, I suggest dating petite women.
theoldones ago
totally loving that username you have there that TOTALLY WASNT bot generated like a barcode, too
so busy with life you coudnt even think of a good name, too?
ch3f4554551n ago
My user name is 'Chef Assassin', a character from the Palahniuk novel Haunted...you know it? You seem to enjoy reading fiction....
theoldones ago
...you unironically made a username replacing letters with numbers based on obscure literary characters centered around death.
wow. you are unironically an edgy anger sniper from tf2 whose sniper rifle is named after a latin phrase.
i dont even have to continue this conversation now, really. you've already given the chance to drop this MOAB of an insult right into your lap.
i mean holy shit i thought you people were just memes, i had no idea your ilk actually existed. ahahahaha this is the funniest shit ive seen all day. thank you for that, you've made my day brighter, you fucking no-sex-having edgelord XD
ch3f4554551n ago
...and you unironically posted on voat, the shitlord capital of Kekistan, soliciting 'wand advice'...
Just move on, man. Who do you think gets more ass; a working Executive Chef, or a Harry Potter wannabe?
This thread is platinum lulz.
CrustyBeaver52 ago
Actually, I hear the Harry Potter wannabes do quite well - Wiccans fuck like monkeys... and run around in the forest nude a lot.
You should see my Lord Commander coat - it's devastating on the ladies:)
ch3f4554551n ago
i aspire to not stick my dick in anything pre-rational...feels wrong, ya know?
ch3f4554551n ago
pardon me. my wand.