Make it out of something cheap or free, that way, when you realize delusional wish-thinking and resentment of orthodoxy produces no actual result, you can throw away your wand without guilt or loss.
Yep. Busy here in meatspace. I only intervene when I see low-hanging fruit posts like 'wand advice'. If you aren't happy with your penis size, I suggest dating petite women.
...you unironically made a username replacing letters with numbers based on obscure literary characters centered around death.
wow. you are unironically an edgy anger sniper from tf2 whose sniper rifle is named after a latin phrase.
i dont even have to continue this conversation now, really. you've already given the chance to drop this MOAB of an insult right into your lap.
i mean holy shit i thought you people were just memes, i had no idea your ilk actually existed. ahahahaha this is the funniest shit ive seen all day. thank you for that, you've made my day brighter, you fucking no-sex-having edgelord XD
Yep. One can have a career and still enjoy internet slang. I'm delightfully unpretentious. I think it's because I am secure in my rational maturity, stemming from the pursuit of reason and evidence, and maintaining a firm commitment to intellectual humility. Were I insecure, I'd likely seek out mystical, delusional methods of power and control like magic.
well if were so crazy, why are you stooping down here and talking shit to us?
might get a few death curses over your shoulder, and have a few third eyes watching, and you might get a few hostile demons sicced on you. knowing what hill to die on here is clearly not your logical strong suit.
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ch3f4554551n ago
Make it out of something cheap or free, that way, when you realize delusional wish-thinking and resentment of orthodoxy produces no actual result, you can throw away your wand without guilt or loss.
theoldones ago
ok whatever mr.my-account-is-1.3-years-old-yet-my-score-aint-even-4-digits
ch3f4554551n ago
Yep. Busy here in meatspace. I only intervene when I see low-hanging fruit posts like 'wand advice'. If you aren't happy with your penis size, I suggest dating petite women.
theoldones ago
totally loving that username you have there that TOTALLY WASNT bot generated like a barcode, too
so busy with life you coudnt even think of a good name, too?
ch3f4554551n ago
My user name is 'Chef Assassin', a character from the Palahniuk novel Haunted...you know it? You seem to enjoy reading fiction....
theoldones ago
...you unironically made a username replacing letters with numbers based on obscure literary characters centered around death.
wow. you are unironically an edgy anger sniper from tf2 whose sniper rifle is named after a latin phrase.
i dont even have to continue this conversation now, really. you've already given the chance to drop this MOAB of an insult right into your lap.
i mean holy shit i thought you people were just memes, i had no idea your ilk actually existed. ahahahaha this is the funniest shit ive seen all day. thank you for that, you've made my day brighter, you fucking no-sex-having edgelord XD
ch3f4554551n ago
...and you unironically posted on voat, the shitlord capital of Kekistan, soliciting 'wand advice'...
Just move on, man. Who do you think gets more ass; a working Executive Chef, or a Harry Potter wannabe?
This thread is platinum lulz.
theoldones ago
so your an executive chef who says "lulz".
k. cool story bro.
ch3f4554551n ago
Yep. One can have a career and still enjoy internet slang. I'm delightfully unpretentious. I think it's because I am secure in my rational maturity, stemming from the pursuit of reason and evidence, and maintaining a firm commitment to intellectual humility. Were I insecure, I'd likely seek out mystical, delusional methods of power and control like magic.
theoldones ago
well if were so crazy, why are you stooping down here and talking shit to us?
might get a few death curses over your shoulder, and have a few third eyes watching, and you might get a few hostile demons sicced on you. knowing what hill to die on here is clearly not your logical strong suit.
ch3f4554551n ago
Holy shit! Just realized that you threatened my life for poking fun at your 'faith'! Sounds muslim to me. #BippityBoppityFatwah
Karbuster ago
bippityboppityfatwah
Im so stealing this bro