Make it out of something cheap or free, that way, when you realize delusional wish-thinking and resentment of orthodoxy produces no actual result, you can throw away your wand without guilt or loss.
Yep. Busy here in meatspace. I only intervene when I see low-hanging fruit posts like 'wand advice'. If you aren't happy with your penis size, I suggest dating petite women.
...you unironically made a username replacing letters with numbers based on obscure literary characters centered around death.
wow. you are unironically an edgy anger sniper from tf2 whose sniper rifle is named after a latin phrase.
i dont even have to continue this conversation now, really. you've already given the chance to drop this MOAB of an insult right into your lap.
i mean holy shit i thought you people were just memes, i had no idea your ilk actually existed. ahahahaha this is the funniest shit ive seen all day. thank you for that, you've made my day brighter, you fucking no-sex-having edgelord XD
Yep. One can have a career and still enjoy internet slang. I'm delightfully unpretentious. I think it's because I am secure in my rational maturity, stemming from the pursuit of reason and evidence, and maintaining a firm commitment to intellectual humility. Were I insecure, I'd likely seek out mystical, delusional methods of power and control like magic.
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ch3f4554551n ago
Make it out of something cheap or free, that way, when you realize delusional wish-thinking and resentment of orthodoxy produces no actual result, you can throw away your wand without guilt or loss.
theoldones ago
ok whatever mr.my-account-is-1.3-years-old-yet-my-score-aint-even-4-digits
ch3f4554551n ago
Yep. Busy here in meatspace. I only intervene when I see low-hanging fruit posts like 'wand advice'. If you aren't happy with your penis size, I suggest dating petite women.
theoldones ago
totally loving that username you have there that TOTALLY WASNT bot generated like a barcode, too
so busy with life you coudnt even think of a good name, too?
ch3f4554551n ago
My user name is 'Chef Assassin', a character from the Palahniuk novel Haunted...you know it? You seem to enjoy reading fiction....
theoldones ago
...you unironically made a username replacing letters with numbers based on obscure literary characters centered around death.
wow. you are unironically an edgy anger sniper from tf2 whose sniper rifle is named after a latin phrase.
i dont even have to continue this conversation now, really. you've already given the chance to drop this MOAB of an insult right into your lap.
i mean holy shit i thought you people were just memes, i had no idea your ilk actually existed. ahahahaha this is the funniest shit ive seen all day. thank you for that, you've made my day brighter, you fucking no-sex-having edgelord XD
ch3f4554551n ago
...and you unironically posted on voat, the shitlord capital of Kekistan, soliciting 'wand advice'...
Just move on, man. Who do you think gets more ass; a working Executive Chef, or a Harry Potter wannabe?
This thread is platinum lulz.
theoldones ago
so your an executive chef who says "lulz".
k. cool story bro.
ch3f4554551n ago
Yep. One can have a career and still enjoy internet slang. I'm delightfully unpretentious. I think it's because I am secure in my rational maturity, stemming from the pursuit of reason and evidence, and maintaining a firm commitment to intellectual humility. Were I insecure, I'd likely seek out mystical, delusional methods of power and control like magic.
ch3f4554551n ago
How is your wand comming along, Dildo T Baggins? Oak, Ash or Unicorn horn?