Lol I got approached by some "electronics off the back of the truck" guys at a gas station a month ago.
They were like "dude! This entertainment system is like $6000 retail, we cant bring it back to the shop or the boss will just take it, we'll sell it to you for like $500."
I was like, "Ah, I just dont have that much money"
They were like "we can go to an atm, how much do you think you can pull out?"
I was like "Let me see" thinking really hard "Probably five dollars".
They got all stank faced because I made them pull ALL the shit out of their van - tvs, "amplifiers", speakers, tablets.
I wasted like 30 minutes of their time bullshitting them.
Then I let them talk to another guy got like 10 kinutes and right when he was pulling his wallet out I drove up and said "Its a scam dude" and the two guys went ballistic like a couple meth heads who couldnt get their fix on time.
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version7 ago
Never ever state the amount of money you have available for anything ever.
Aerofox ago
Never show your hand unless it is absolutely necessary AND you have already won.
illuminalto2 ago
Lol I got approached by some "electronics off the back of the truck" guys at a gas station a month ago.
They were like "dude! This entertainment system is like $6000 retail, we cant bring it back to the shop or the boss will just take it, we'll sell it to you for like $500."
I was like, "Ah, I just dont have that much money"
They were like "we can go to an atm, how much do you think you can pull out?"
I was like "Let me see" thinking really hard "Probably five dollars".
They got all stank faced because I made them pull ALL the shit out of their van - tvs, "amplifiers", speakers, tablets.
I wasted like 30 minutes of their time bullshitting them.
Then I let them talk to another guy got like 10 kinutes and right when he was pulling his wallet out I drove up and said "Its a scam dude" and the two guys went ballistic like a couple meth heads who couldnt get their fix on time.
Feels good.