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TakenOutofContext ago

...bedroom doorknobs? Maybe even closet ones like that kung fu guy.

shagamuffin ago

The knob on the other side of the door. Still too short for a proper hanging though, you'd be strangled, not have your neck snapped.

Agrianian_Javelineer ago

Your neck does not snap unless it is a very long drop, hanging from a ceiling orbsome

shagamuffin ago

Doesn't have to be that long, a few feet is enough as long as the stop is sudden. Too long and it gets messy.

LarryBagelstein ago

You just get the Clintons to send over a guy to pull your legs until you asphyxiate.

Agrianian_Javelineer ago

There is no easier way to placate a man than giving him a wife

Glipglup ago

CIA investigator: He fell and hit the back of his head on the doorknob twice, then put himself in a duffle bag.

Sounds legit.

LarryBagelstein ago

He then drove the car back to his house and had a manic paper shredding session and a small bonfire in the back yard, before finishing himself off by beating himself to a bloody pulp with a baseball bat.