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It would actually be reasonable to have a higher rate because of it, especially if you put a MAGA sticker on your vehicle. It really does increase the chance of a claim.
Holy shit brother, here, let's just skip the middle man.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
This almost sounds like the Onion website. I wouldn't put it pass companies to deny because of a MAGA hat. Some companies are Pro Left or Pro Right. I know, I worked for a company who apposed President Trump. Co workers were not even allow to say President Trump because the owners do not like the president. I no longer work there... Thanks to my lucky stars.
90295746 ago
Some people just don't get satire.
drstrangegov ago
He's the Loli guy, right? Yeah. Petition signed.
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Kalergi ago
Doing Lord's work. Keep the shills outta my honey pot.
sosat_menya_reddit ago
Sue. The. Hell. Out. Of. Them!!!!
Neon_daemon ago
While i do enjoy satire threads i wish they had an indicator
videocodec ago
The problem with the bee is their headlines are so realistic it's like tomorrow's news.
prairie ago
It would actually be reasonable to have a higher rate because of it, especially if you put a MAGA sticker on your vehicle. It really does increase the chance of a claim.
washingtonpanther ago
Reeeeeeeeee
WitnesstheSalt ago
Holy shit brother, here, let's just skip the middle man.
vastrightwing ago
White man denied food at grocery store because he complained about cashier. He was deemed to be a bigot.
Kalergi ago
Use a snow shovel and burn-off that rage. For real.
bdmthrfkr ago
I love the Bee, like the onion but actually funny.
polygeek ago
Onion had it's heyday...Bee is just better.
Neon_daemon ago
I thought the onion was back. Never looked into it but maybe the Clintons sold it?
washingtonpanther ago
And this, kids, is why you don't mix tard pills with steroids.
drstrangegov ago
What does that even mean? Disrespecting the elders of the church? I'd know who they are if they didn't switch usernames so often.
Thisismyvoatusername ago
I saw the headline and started getting incensed, then noticed the source. I love the Babylon Bee more and more. They write some funny shit.
Moln0014 ago
This almost sounds like the Onion website. I wouldn't put it pass companies to deny because of a MAGA hat. Some companies are Pro Left or Pro Right. I know, I worked for a company who apposed President Trump. Co workers were not even allow to say President Trump because the owners do not like the president. I no longer work there... Thanks to my lucky stars.
Laurentius_the_pyro ago
/v/funny
Fuckyounigger ago
Would I even feel it or you hit me hard enough?
drstrangegov ago
Antisocial behavior.
Waffles4Everyone ago
dude babylonbee is the realist. read it front to back every day so you stop being so ignorant. making us goats look bad
Fuckyounigger ago
You can’t be real
WitnesstheSalt ago
What kind of villain would post lies in the blessed halls of v/funny?
o0shad0o ago
Satire, but lol.
zxcvzxcv ago
It is likely that he was denied not because he supports MAGA, but because of the immanent danger to one's life that one faces here from being pro-USA.