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I'm the one you claim to love, gives me rights to choose your fapping material. Verstehe mich?
let's see how YOU look when youre 45 next year
By the time this occurs we might be having a PG reunion in some convention town, everyone would see me at that point. Or, we will all be dead. Too soon to tell but I'm leaning toward the later.
because every time you come closer to saying yes.
The eternal optimism of men warms my heart.
They all do in the end.
I'm a really good math teacher, if you would ever like me to school you on why this is a mathematical improbability, I will.
I'm the one you claim to love, gives me rights to choose your fapping material
no you PROVIDE ORIGINAL material. and I don't "fap", that is disgusting. I make sweet, sweet love to my (2) hands.
I'm a really good math teacher
fake news, women cant do math. as you prove the only class they like is DRAMA. and now the sub is more infested with Qtards by the day while you try to be friends with the ones inviting them. most typical female performance ever: irrational, interfering, and narcissistic -- it's the migrant crisis all over again
Which male guardian approved this, and why is he such a faggot?
Not like it's ever taken 90 seconds for you to give a girl something useless before, right?
90 seconds is a marathon. I'm not responsible for women's low pain threshold or narrow vaginas. Luckily I love eating tuna for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
He never would. He did say he'd let you see the picture he took of me at the beach last summer, but i fear it wouldn't be enough for you. Just my legs showing.
I always planned to die doing what I love.
I'm sure she'll be very happy! I wholeheartedly approve of the she:10 he:1 ratio.
No, but it is the only picture taken in last 5 years besides ID.
old and gross confirmed. Whatever I'm gonna send the dick pics anyway later. But the only way to confirm authenticity is if you give me a number to write then I snap, upload, and send it immediately.
Nah I do, and I've fucked old and gross bitches when I didn't feel like sleeping in my car while investigating PG up north. Tell your boy I apologize in advance for stealing his girl, but once these things are set in motion they cannot be stopped.
it's pretty comical that you people waste so much time worrying about who's who, a tacit admission that you don't trust yourselves to evaluate posts/information on their own merits.
zero of the posters i'm accused of being are me. not my style
t's pretty comical that you people waste so much time worrying about who's who, a tacit admission that you don't trust yourselves to evaluate posts/information on their own merits.
My list is over a year old, found it under my desk yesterday. I enjoyed reading your diatribes.
zero of the posters i'm accused of being are me. not my style
idk what his deal is and never even bothered to click all the links in that huge sticky post. dont care cuz any "not all jews though" people are useless clowns. you people certainly spend 100x more time on that shit than actual research though. quite a joke really.
YOU are the one that forced me to speak up, I knew you weren't ES, said so then had to tell some of what I know. Now everybody wants to know what I know. 'I'm a girl and don't know anything' only works on you.
and why do you cooperate with Q-tards while they're permanently discrediting PG by combining it with a ridiculous childish fantasy and hero-worship of the authorities with a captive audience of Christian Zionist housewives? you can't live-and-let-live here, that's not how this works, woman.
and why do you cooperate with Q-tards while they're permanently discrediting PG by combining it with a ridiculous childish fantasy and hero-worship of the authorities with a captive audience of Christian Zionist housewives? you can't live-and-let-live here, that's not how this works, woman.
1 does what 1 can. I'll try harder, just 4 U. later
The betas who want to marry a 29-34 year old "near wall" woman who has just got off the cock carousel and finally wants to 'settle down' because her looks are fading
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77777 ago
Martin is short for freemartin
Xekoroth ago
Mmm the girls really like the rigid card with that extra 10 cents of dense aluminum in it. They can barely wrap their hands around it.
Inaminit ago
"Happy wife, happy life." - Ancient proverb
Fancy451 ago
yeah i know my visa debt cards gets the girls wet.
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
Aren't you the ones who tells all the girls that's really 8".
No wonder we can't read a map.🤔
NosebergShekelman ago
I tell women I have 8 then surprise them with the full 11.
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
A true gentleman!
Deathperception ago
Tits or GTFO. THERE'S NO CUNTS ON THE INTERNET.
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
Then why R U here, faggot?
auralsects ago
Oh my God I'm in love
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
My punctuation is deplorable
auralsects ago
Do you want to see what 8'' x 6.5'' looks like? The absolute ideal size? We both know to ask the question is to answer it.
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
I'm not into sphincter shots. I told you cerebral passions.
auralsects ago
O_O
I'm definitely in love. So this is what emotions feel like.
@auralsects you just punked by a girl, faggot
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
🤣
auralsects ago
Are you really German?
Ever been in America?
An American ever been in you?
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
yes
auralsects ago
Well you'll have to surgically restore your hymen because I only fuck virgins.
German healthcare should cover that.
Have them also widen your canal to accommodate my manhood.
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
Grateful
Deutsche, dansk und svenska amerikanisch.
Hmmm......no.
auralsects ago
ich verstehe nicht viele deutsch aber ich kann dir sagen genug: ICH LIEBE DICH SEHR
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
Why?
auralsects ago
youre smart, meticulous, multilingual, wise to the jews, and understand my genius.
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
Old, gross eurotrash, remember? Not worth your time.
SchlongKeyhote ago
Well prove me wrong
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
I want you to think of me this way.
SchlongKeyhote ago
Bullshit
LOL whyd you delete all those comments, fuckin neurotic german
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
You told me to scram. quinta-lingual american.
SchlongKeyhote ago
Did I? Quinta? How is your pubic hair groomed? I like to imagine landing strip
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
Stop.
SchlongKeyhote ago
Well prove me wrong
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
I don't respect you enough.
SchlongKeyhote ago
das tut mir weh
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
das tut mir leid
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
I don't want you thinking about these girls at all - https://i.imgsafe.org/a1/a1d4618804.jpeg
If you must ponder such things, I would prefer this - http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/brandsonsale-store_2271_2157081018.jpg
Her nose is too wide and waist too thick, but other than that, not bad.
auralsects ago
hard to take your judgement seriously without a point of comparison. Send body shots. I'll fuck you regardless.
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
I'm comparing the quantity of the first photo with the quality of the second. You can't see a difference?
Why do you make me say no all the time?
luv u 2!
auralsects ago
but who are you to judge either of them? let's see how YOU look when youre 45 next year
because every time you come closer to saying yes. They all do in the end.
<3
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
I'm the one you claim to love, gives me rights to choose your fapping material. Verstehe mich?
By the time this occurs we might be having a PG reunion in some convention town, everyone would see me at that point. Or, we will all be dead. Too soon to tell but I'm leaning toward the later.
The eternal optimism of men warms my heart.
I'm a really good math teacher, if you would ever like me to school you on why this is a mathematical improbability, I will.
<3
SchlongKeyhote ago
no you PROVIDE ORIGINAL material. and I don't "fap", that is disgusting. I make sweet, sweet love to my (2) hands.
fake news, women cant do math. as you prove the only class they like is DRAMA. and now the sub is more infested with Qtards by the day while you try to be friends with the ones inviting them. most typical female performance ever: irrational, interfering, and narcissistic -- it's the migrant crisis all over again
we had ways of dealing with that. now THAT I can fap to.
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
Not with an 'ORIGINAL' cupped lovingly in your sweet hands you don't.
You do much better when you deal with specific facts rather than general assumptions.
?
Suggestions?
It's nice to be called a female, my stalker calls me a man. Like that is going to insult me.
What are you mad at me about? Spill it.
I knew you'd find a replacement. Now I'm jealous.
SchlongKeyhote ago
lol don't insult by attempting female psychobabble, it's beneath me, like you are in your recent fantasies. don't even try to deny it.
well standard practice around here is to call them niggerfaggots.
I just told you. No decisive stances. All smiles. No nudes. Fuckin worthless. Go back to archiving and making coffee.
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
Just for you
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
I missed you too. I was hoping you would write long paragraphs for me to read, oh well.
@DanteKeyhoe One of my favorites, it's the only one I saw with the 'hoe' ending. If have to make more, can I have this ending please?
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
10 - @LongDongKeyhote
Liked this one too.
auralsects ago
it's yours doll
I did write long paragraphs though in the new ES thread
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
never mind. found it.
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
Links please. I'm going through older posts for more archives atm.
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
You shouldn't waste your comments on me, 10 is such a small number for you. It's hard, I know.
DonKeydich ago
"Waste"? You're the entire reason I cum here now. Do you want to see how hard it truly is?
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
Not true U flirt.
How many alts do you have now, 25-30? Impressive.
DonKeydich ago
Can't tell you that. We aren't that close yet. Do you actully want to be impressed? You know what to do.
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
always
Would you like to see my list of you?
DonKeydich ago
yes
God damn it gives me a stiff one when girls try to act smart. Use big words for me baby. Ill get the camera
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
Please, one question? I was really sleepy one night when you trolled letsdothis1, and I can't remember how you deviated the spelling.
DonKeydich ago
looks like it was "letsdothisI" with two capital i's. https://voat.co/v/pizzagate/2290454
I wasted 90 seconds of life confirming that entirely useless fact just for you. It feels like I'm the only one who gives in this relationship.
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
Thank you, that's one. @Ietsdothisi
two. @AnAnonandOnandOn
three. @DonKeydich
four. @auralsects RUfrog?
five, @Don-Keyhote
Easy ones I know, packing for long drive now. More when I get where going.
Well then I guess you do really luv me. Not like it's ever taken 90 seconds for you to give a girl something useless before, right?
I gave U song.
DonKeydich ago
Which male guardian approved this, and why is he such a faggot?
90 seconds is a marathon. I'm not responsible for women's low pain threshold or narrow vaginas. Luckily I love eating tuna for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
The one who's travelling with me, he says he leans more toward the lesbian side of thing.
U lesbo 2. Did you know if you eat too much fish you'll OD on protein and die?
DonKeydich ago
Have him take the nudes for me, then your whole body can fit in the shot.
I always planned to die doing what I love.
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
He never would. He did say he'd let you see the picture he took of me at the beach last summer, but i fear it wouldn't be enough for you. Just my legs showing.
I'm sure she'll be very happy! I wholeheartedly approve of the she:10 he:1 ratio.
DonKeydich ago
Lmao, I bet he really would. what a fuckin cuck.
what part of "tits or GTFO" do you not understand?
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
No, but it is the only picture taken in last 5 years besides ID.
Must be, he lets me talk to you.
Ich verstehe, Liebling.
DonKeydich ago
old and gross confirmed. Whatever I'm gonna send the dick pics anyway later. But the only way to confirm authenticity is if you give me a number to write then I snap, upload, and send it immediately.
the joke is that you think you're joking.
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
Back to not loving me anymore? Just remember, I'm old and gross.
DonKeydich ago
Nah I do, and I've fucked old and gross bitches when I didn't feel like sleeping in my car while investigating PG up north. Tell your boy I apologize in advance for stealing his girl, but once these things are set in motion they cannot be stopped.
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
Won't your q-tarded gf's be jealous?
DonKeydich ago
They know when they're completely outclassed. You shouldn't be friends anyway. They make you look bad.
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
no they don't. no we're not. pot/kettle.
SchlongKeyhote ago
Your reputation would suffer because of us? nah more like good-cop/bad-cop
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
It already has, everybody else hates you. I don't think people like naughty librarians.
More like bad-cop/worse-cop.
SchlongKeyhote ago
? where are you getting this?
news to me o_o
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
Idk, just a feeling
six: @SchlongKeyhote
Can't figure this one out, not like you. @Donkeyschlong
SchlongKeyhote ago
not me. nor was u/DonkeyOatey, mere coincidence. yet the Qtards believe I was modded as him yet let the account go idle. o_o
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
seven: @719380264
eight: @CheeeseboogersGhost
Time to hit the road, grueling trip. Listening to oldies this time, think of you when i hear this next.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fNrJMkTWEE
CU <3
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
not on my list, i was lurking here before PG arrived, never thought it you, but too tech-tarded to prove it at the time.
SchlongKeyhote ago
it's pretty comical that you people waste so much time worrying about who's who, a tacit admission that you don't trust yourselves to evaluate posts/information on their own merits.
zero of the posters i'm accused of being are me. not my style
and why were you here before PG?
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
My list is over a year old, found it under my desk yesterday. I enjoyed reading your diatribes.
I know, ES has no honor
It's VOAT, never tried anything else.
SchlongKeyhote ago
idk what his deal is and never even bothered to click all the links in that huge sticky post. dont care cuz any "not all jews though" people are useless clowns. you people certainly spend 100x more time on that shit than actual research though. quite a joke really.
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
YOU are the one that forced me to speak up, I knew you weren't ES, said so then had to tell some of what I know. Now everybody wants to know what I know. 'I'm a girl and don't know anything' only works on you.
SchlongKeyhote ago
Aww and why would you defend lil old me. Thats the best part, I cant push disinfo simply Naming jews, so it doesnt matter who they think I am
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
It never has.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
SchlongKeyhote ago
and what is that?
and why do you cooperate with Q-tards while they're permanently discrediting PG by combining it with a ridiculous childish fantasy and hero-worship of the authorities with a captive audience of Christian Zionist housewives? you can't live-and-let-live here, that's not how this works, woman.
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
Just a girl, remember?😎
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
1 does what 1 can. I'll try harder, just 4 U. later
shewhomustbeobeyed ago
Tschuss.
Timmy2 ago
A women once told me to give her ten inches and make it hurt. I screwed her twice and punched her.
salvationman ago
3 3/16ths
doginventer ago
Respectful nod
nomorejewsinpower ago
Women.........
be shoppin
JoeKerr ago
oh google...
Glenn007 ago
In this case, it's the DEPTH (of the credit limit) that matters most.
Schlomo-KikesDid9-11 ago
credit limit >>> penis girdth
draaaak ago
She will still never be satisfied though.
GlassesGlare ago
It's often dissatisfaction that makes vagina creatures the most satisfied.
111_onlythetruth ago
that is about 1 inch more than bill the rapist has. i call him the 2 inch rapist.
77777 ago
Freemartins are micro
Ozzsanity ago
Well that gives some of you hope.
Schlomo-KikesDid9-11 ago
The betas who want to marry a 29-34 year old "near wall" woman who has just got off the cock carousel and finally wants to 'settle down' because her looks are fading
Renatus ago
Eight inches is minimal for vaginal (not clitoral) orgasm.