This time I think Reddit is fucking up too much. I've been banned from /r/comics like an hour ago for saying that a comic that represented Trump as a monster was childish. They are literally censoring people who are not extreme left.
There was a news story about how Germany is weeding out people they think are terrorsits, I commented "How racist!" - got attacked by users that my mother should aborted me. I replied "Ok, Achmed" and I was the one who got banned for making "personal attacks".
You think that's bad? Years ago I got banned from /r/movies for saying that 2001 a Space Odyssey had a lousy and disconnected plot and I got banned from /r/gameofthrones for "spoilers" when the subject I mentioned was the exact title of the thread (if you weren't spoiled by opening the thread, how the fuck is seeing the exact same line in the comments a spoiler?). Reddit mods have always been vile pieces of shit.
@AI3s is your comment /s ? You are being exactly the dick, to the T, from OPs post? Only thing missing is the mention of Hitler. You even used "literally"....im speechless if this is not /s
Plot twist
Username checks out
Wow, we hit frontpage, thank you guys!!!!!
Now on the comment thing, I registered when that other SJW CEO, Ellen Pao or whatever, fucked up. I hanged around for a time but simply put there was not enough content to fix my day to day needs. Now I don't even care, I have more places to go to find interesting shit, I like the mood here so Voat is on the list of places where I can relax.
That's me. Came, left, came back. Didn't have a high enough participation score to vote, which is most of what I do. Gonna try and stick around longer this time!
Just comment more, and giving a subtle hint hint that you don't have enough points yet will always get you some upvoats. I usually upvoat anyone I see who isn't straight up begging.
You can always comment that you agree / think OP is cool, but have no upvoats at the moment.
Just FYI, if you wanna be one of the cool kids, don't hint that you're low on fake Internet points from here on out. Just have some patience as you continue to contribute. It builds character.
Go find some funny pictures and post them to v/funny. Ignore dimwits who complain about reposts. Reap 5 - 7 voats per pic. Hit gold with one that gets you 60 and pushes you over the 100 mark and then voila! Done. Take a day or two. Easy peasey.
actually yes as a matter of fact. Recent studies have shown that it's a mix of nature and nurture so it's entirely possible to become or stop being gay
First you must consult the gay council. You will be pressed through the 12 gay trials and tribulations. If you successfully perform each, and pass each gay initiation right (very few do), you will be presented with a gay golden ticket. You will then take your golden ticket into gay ass San Francisco, where you will meet the Penis prince and the Cock King. Higly_Paid_Orgy_Pro will guide you from this point into the gay chamber of the gay cock handlers. I have no more information past this point, I never made it past here.
voat got filled with shills and the admins disappeared, atko for a month
the admins came back and were very different, aloof, non transparent, making decisions about voat without community consent nor even knoweldge (the reverse of how it always was)
shills started taking power all over where they could,
pushing subversive tactics of censorship instead of overt ones like on reddit. chilling effect, character assassination attacks on vocal users, tone and behavior policing
atko leaves as CEO of voat, giving it to dev in charge puttitout.
atko still may browse and use voat as a user, but is no longer in charge.
unknown: what the fuck happened to cause the devs to leave for a montha nd two months, and come back the opposite of how they used to act - for months, until sli.mg dies, atko leaves, censorship tools are increased....
oh did i mention the Sli.mg devs disappeared the same day that atko and putt did 6 months ago? they are still missing.
from the internet.
ffs
there's so much coincedence, it can't not be a conspiracy.
Wait, was this all in conjuncture with the guy who claimed the warrant canary was removed from the TOS? It would all make sense though I honestly don't pay that much attention to the happenings.
That is good to hear, I remember a discussion about adding one a long time ago but I have too few fucks to give to actually follow up and make sure it's still there.
People like you are what ideally people like me (people who stay here ) become but you know, I'm a scrub.
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therealsharpie ago
love this and it's so true.
every migration is an influx of a new 10,000 users and if we're lucky we keep 50 really solid goats that add to our communities :)
GimmeTheUsual ago
Love that cartoon strip.
I like how they've got what looks like an AK-47 leaned up and they're just calmly playing cards and whatnot. Or making stuff, I don't know...
Nicely done.
Runaway-White-Slave ago
"Love" the purple butt-plug in the corner of the box you "artistic", I mean AUTISTIC PUSSY-NIGGER FAGGOT....
Just had to throw that in there.
nutflix ago
am i a solid goat yet
Uniikron ago
Well, I know I'm here to stay. I didn't even came because of the closing of r/altright
FistingArtist ago
same, I already feel more at home here than I have on reddit for a long time.
WeekendBaker ago
That was a thing? And then it closed?
I left reddit when Victoria got canned. I think that was after The Fappening, but just before The Fattening and Coontown riots.
lord_nougat ago
Checks out, me too!
The_Penis_Wizard ago
After the Fattening. That was almost two years ago now.
Ioxvm ago
LOL. The lingo in this post cracks me up. I know exactly what you are talking about, but .. LOL.
WeekendBaker ago
Well shit son, I just looked you up and we joined almost at the same time lol. So yes you DO know :)
Uniikron ago
Well, I don't know.
Al3s ago
This time I think Reddit is fucking up too much. I've been banned from /r/comics like an hour ago for saying that a comic that represented Trump as a monster was childish. They are literally censoring people who are not extreme left.
shadow332 ago
There was a news story about how Germany is weeding out people they think are terrorsits, I commented "How racist!" - got attacked by users that my mother should aborted me. I replied "Ok, Achmed" and I was the one who got banned for making "personal attacks".
BASH_SCRIPTS_FOR_YOU ago
That subreddit is almost as bad as /r/funny.....
Seems they did you a favor
Al3s ago
You are damn right. Thinking of it the only guy that I enjoy from that sub is Extra Fabulous Comic and I'm subcribed to his RSS Feed, so fuck them.
Antipodes ago
The name of the joint is Reddit, after all.
spookybm ago
Red is Right-wing though...
Totenglocke ago
You think that's bad? Years ago I got banned from /r/movies for saying that 2001 a Space Odyssey had a lousy and disconnected plot and I got banned from /r/gameofthrones for "spoilers" when the subject I mentioned was the exact title of the thread (if you weren't spoiled by opening the thread, how the fuck is seeing the exact same line in the comments a spoiler?). Reddit mods have always been vile pieces of shit.
lord_nougat ago
That's an insult to vile pieces of shit.
Totenglocke ago
I dunno, let's call Obama and ask if he's offended by that statement. 😆
Neo-maxi-zoom-dweeby ago
Pod people man
Cum_control ago
@AI3s is your comment /s ? You are being exactly the dick, to the T, from OPs post? Only thing missing is the mention of Hitler. You even used "literally"....im speechless if this is not /s
Al3s ago
Except I've been commenting for the las 10 days and I mention Reddit only when the thread calls for it.
Cum_control ago
First off this thread called for not using the word "reddit" ? And youve only been commenting for 10 days? But your account is 1.6 years old?
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Plot twist Username checks out Wow, we hit frontpage, thank you guys!!!!!
Now on the comment thing, I registered when that other SJW CEO, Ellen Pao or whatever, fucked up. I hanged around for a time but simply put there was not enough content to fix my day to day needs. Now I don't even care, I have more places to go to find interesting shit, I like the mood here so Voat is on the list of places where I can relax.
Cum_control ago
What kind of tree did you get hanged from?
Whitworth ago
Going full left wing nut website? I can't see how that could possibly go wrong
RodentLord ago
Every time I see that site's name brought up again I can't help but go "how did cracked run an article literally written by zoe quinn, how".
FistingArtist ago
sad as shit, I used to read cracked every day in high school.
Liquid_Oil ago
What is night mode
Maeglor ago
What is, amazing?
Diamond_Deluge ago
What about people like me who kinda lurk and kinda comment?
fabulousalpaca ago
Still good! All levels of participation encouraged and welcome.
TheTrigger ago
fuck you
NlGGER69 ago
SUCK me deep boi
Worlds_Best_Spleen ago
I tend to login, comment once or twice, logout, and proceed to not login for a few days, sometimes weeks.
lord_nougat ago
That's honestly pretty good for a spleen.
Worlds_Best_Spleen ago
Well I am the worlds best.
paracelsus23 ago
That's me. Came, left, came back. Didn't have a high enough participation score to vote, which is most of what I do. Gonna try and stick around longer this time!
SaveTheChildren ago
Just comment more, and giving a subtle hint hint that you don't have enough points yet will always get you some upvoats. I usually upvoat anyone I see who isn't straight up begging.
You can always comment that you agree / think OP is cool, but have no upvoats at the moment.
SpaceGoose ago
Same
paracelsus23 ago
Awesome, thanks for the tips! Appreciate it!
varialus ago
Just FYI, if you wanna be one of the cool kids, don't hint that you're low on fake Internet points from here on out. Just have some patience as you continue to contribute. It builds character.
SaveTheChildren ago
np faggot
Ioxvm ago
Go find some funny pictures and post them to v/funny. Ignore dimwits who complain about reposts. Reap 5 - 7 voats per pic. Hit gold with one that gets you 60 and pushes you over the 100 mark and then voila! Done. Take a day or two. Easy peasey.
Buttcannon ago
Reporting in. o7
Anoxim ago
Introverts are good to have, usually more even keeled in discussion.
Karbuster ago
Tuck you, I can be unreasonable if I want!
Lol
Anoxim ago
What a reasonable thing to say!
Marijuana_Merlin ago
i've been gay for a while now too.
Dumb_Comment_Bot ago
Wait you aren't born gay you become gay? Have leftists been lying to me this whole time?
Rainy-Day-Dream ago
actually yes as a matter of fact. Recent studies have shown that it's a mix of nature and nurture so it's entirely possible to become or stop being gay
lord_nougat ago
I can turn gay whenever I want to, those faggots are not the boss of me!
auto_turret ago
First you must consult the gay council. You will be pressed through the 12 gay trials and tribulations. If you successfully perform each, and pass each gay initiation right (very few do), you will be presented with a gay golden ticket. You will then take your golden ticket into gay ass San Francisco, where you will meet the Penis prince and the Cock King. Higly_Paid_Orgy_Pro will guide you from this point into the gay chamber of the gay cock handlers. I have no more information past this point, I never made it past here.
Edit.. drunk spelling and grammar
SaneGoatiSwear ago
but sometimes we lose an @atko and that's just not acceptable. atko we want you back.
whatever conde nast did to you, help us undo it. please.
you are the anakin skywalker of our dreams, free speechy man!
therealsharpie ago
unaware, could you (or someone) please give me the sparknotes on atko?
lord_nougat ago
He went back to his home planet where he was needed.
SaneGoatiSwear ago
uhhhh
-made voat named something
-changed to whoaverse
-changed to voat
voat was good
voat got filled with fph and coontown
voat got better and free speechier
voat got filled with shills and the admins disappeared, atko for a month
the admins came back and were very different, aloof, non transparent, making decisions about voat without community consent nor even knoweldge (the reverse of how it always was)
shills started taking power all over where they could,
pushing subversive tactics of censorship instead of overt ones like on reddit. chilling effect, character assassination attacks on vocal users, tone and behavior policing
atko leaves as CEO of voat, giving it to dev in charge puttitout.
atko still may browse and use voat as a user, but is no longer in charge.
unknown: what the fuck happened to cause the devs to leave for a montha nd two months, and come back the opposite of how they used to act - for months, until sli.mg dies, atko leaves, censorship tools are increased....
oh did i mention the Sli.mg devs disappeared the same day that atko and putt did 6 months ago? they are still missing.
from the internet.
ffs
there's so much coincedence, it can't not be a conspiracy.
MetalAegis ago
Still have that evidence I'm a shill? I'm ready to be judged, basket case.
Ifaptocomments ago
Wait, was this all in conjuncture with the guy who claimed the warrant canary was removed from the TOS? It would all make sense though I honestly don't pay that much attention to the happenings.
SaneGoatiSwear ago
voat's warrant canary is still active afaik.
source: i wrote it, made them do it. bitch most about it.
Ifaptocomments ago
That is good to hear, I remember a discussion about adding one a long time ago but I have too few fucks to give to actually follow up and make sure it's still there.
People like you are what ideally people like me (people who stay here ) become but you know, I'm a scrub.
SaneGoatiSwear ago
dat username.
sun, ur gonna rip your dickskin off with the comments i got for ya.