I am so sick of these fat cunts using Batman for their names and imagery etc. Batman thinks you are a hideous tub of lard, you dumb bitch. Batman is the most physically fit man on the planet. He sleeps like four hours a night at most and spends most of his "free" time, when he's not beating up criminals and taking down lunatics and mob bosses, working out. The minute Batman sees your lumpy self in a building or in some public conveyance, he's not thinking, "Damn, love me some cuuurves," he's thinking, "That horrible blob will get stuck in the exit and block everyone else from reaching safety, so I need to throw it aside before doing anything else. It will probably cry and moan and break its ankle. Oh well." You are a gluttonous, gross problem for Batman to solve, and nothing more, period.
You think the World's Greatest Detective doesn't know that your fat ass is useless and that you'll be dead by fifty? He does. You think Batman is into fat women? Talia al'Ghul and Selina Kyle might beg to differ, chunkmonster. The only way Batman would have anything to do with you is if he was under some kind of Mad Hatter-style mind control, and even then he'd break free of it within ten minutes and leave you sobbing on the street while he fled to the rooftops.
Just stop with the fucking Batman shit, cows. The man has suffered enough.
They don't stay here long without getting piggered and outing themselves. Voat is like a great pair of jeans, either you fit or you look like a clown trying to fit.
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The fatty described posted a pic of some scrawny creature, making a remark that it was the 90 lb. woman crensch oughta have. The pic was a level of unflattering only a self-loathing ham would be capable of utilizing the way it was, and they didn't help themselves by trying to dodge the FQ
All that was linked was a picture of some skeletal girl and a conversation about @Crensch but I don't see any link to the posts talking about normal size people as 90 lbs. So... I'm a bit confused.
As do I. I haaaaaaaaaaate them. The only place I thought I would be free is at the gym, but fuck me, they're there as well.
On a side note, whenever I pass by the dollar store (located in the same lot), I get a good chuckle. That place is a gold mine. Just yesterday I saw a 9-10 year old fat Mexican kid in a spiderman suit. Of course he was accompanied by his fat mother and fatter father.
Yeah. The insane level of moronic injuries and idiotic training. I mean god damn the idea of calling a kipping pull up anything other then a physios nighmare is laughable. No one I know that works in the health or fitness industries that is actually fit deals with them other then to help fix the issues that it caused.
DorothyMantooth ago
I am so sick of these fat cunts using Batman for their names and imagery etc. Batman thinks you are a hideous tub of lard, you dumb bitch. Batman is the most physically fit man on the planet. He sleeps like four hours a night at most and spends most of his "free" time, when he's not beating up criminals and taking down lunatics and mob bosses, working out. The minute Batman sees your lumpy self in a building or in some public conveyance, he's not thinking, "Damn, love me some cuuurves," he's thinking, "That horrible blob will get stuck in the exit and block everyone else from reaching safety, so I need to throw it aside before doing anything else. It will probably cry and moan and break its ankle. Oh well." You are a gluttonous, gross problem for Batman to solve, and nothing more, period.
You think the World's Greatest Detective doesn't know that your fat ass is useless and that you'll be dead by fifty? He does. You think Batman is into fat women? Talia al'Ghul and Selina Kyle might beg to differ, chunkmonster. The only way Batman would have anything to do with you is if he was under some kind of Mad Hatter-style mind control, and even then he'd break free of it within ten minutes and leave you sobbing on the street while he fled to the rooftops.
Just stop with the fucking Batman shit, cows. The man has suffered enough.
freakspeely ago
They don't stay here long without getting piggered and outing themselves. Voat is like a great pair of jeans, either you fit or you look like a clown trying to fit.
AngryAlmond ago
Gotham Girl. She rides in the Fatmobile.
DorothyMantooth ago
Nice.
TheStapler ago
So what’s the story with that sub... or do I even want to know.
HollaKost ago
You're not fooling anyone
http://magaimg.net/img/84g0.jpg
GothamGirl is a fatass
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Deathstalker ago
Ew
TestForScience ago
My god wtf is that font?
Genuinely painful to read on mobile
shadow332 ago
I don't understand the context - who's fat? Where is the picture showing the "secret internet fatty"?
HollaKost ago
http://magaimg.net/img/84g0.jpg
Here she is
Gorhamgirl
GradyStilesJewnior ago
Yuck. That's a man.
Blehblehbleh73 ago
The fatty described posted a pic of some scrawny creature, making a remark that it was the 90 lb. woman crensch oughta have. The pic was a level of unflattering only a self-loathing ham would be capable of utilizing the way it was, and they didn't help themselves by trying to dodge the FQ
shadow332 ago
Where is the picture of the fatty described? I mean, how do we know this person is fat?
cT9NlRLhxlyr ago
You couldn't tell from the loathing oozing from the posts talking about normal size people as 90 lb.
shadow332 ago
All that was linked was a picture of some skeletal girl and a conversation about @Crensch but I don't see any link to the posts talking about normal size people as 90 lbs. So... I'm a bit confused.
DorothyMantooth ago
Re-check the thread, there's a pic of her here now.
OakIsland ago
Yep, the fatties hate on healthy women. Probably ate a whole ham in a rage.
TradMan ago
Despite all my HAES I'm still just a ham in a rage.
DorothyMantooth ago
Yes, this is excellent. I am impressed.
Asinthe ago
Underrated.
intermittentfeasting ago
This is it. This is the funniest comment I've seen on fph.
My10thaccount ago
I hate fats
recon_johnny ago
As do I. I haaaaaaaaaaate them. The only place I thought I would be free is at the gym, but fuck me, they're there as well.
On a side note, whenever I pass by the dollar store (located in the same lot), I get a good chuckle. That place is a gold mine. Just yesterday I saw a 9-10 year old fat Mexican kid in a spiderman suit. Of course he was accompanied by his fat mother and fatter father.
My10thaccount ago
There is a dollar store right by my old gym too. I converted my garage into a full gym so I don't have to put up with other people anymore. Its nice.
WASP83 ago
They are putting in a heavy workout on the vending machine.
BurnWithFire ago
And lumber around sipping on an energy drink or taking selfies standing on the treadmill.
TradMan ago
I'm starting to suspect this is why people do CrossFit.
belil569 ago
So they can end up mentally retarded and broken...
TradMan ago
From CrossFit?
belil569 ago
Yeah. The insane level of moronic injuries and idiotic training. I mean god damn the idea of calling a kipping pull up anything other then a physios nighmare is laughable. No one I know that works in the health or fitness industries that is actually fit deals with them other then to help fix the issues that it caused.
TradMan ago
Point taken.
GuntPunt ago
Ya. CrossFit doesn't exactly have the best reputation.