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ExpertShitposter ago

I got a hard truth for yo right here in my pants.

clamhurt_legbeard ago

dammit

i was going to make that same joke but im 7 hours late

friggin time zones

heygeorge ago

Would yours be a hard mangled vulva? I think XP has a penis because he wears tactical cargos and is most likely not a lesbian.

clamhurt_legbeard ago

fuck you im wearing mccuu pants as i type this

heygeorge ago

I don't know what pants those are so you must be female or at least a gay dude.

clamhurt_legbeard ago

lol

Rotteuxx ago

Might be a hard truth, but it ain't no big truth.

Don't disappoint @Trigglypuff, let a man take care of it.

ExpertShitposter ago

Post picture of real man. Hard mode: no Hitler.

Rotteuxx ago

Look at my sexy ass !

https://i.imgtc.com/i/cPGHKU8.jpg

ExpertShitposter ago

Thyssenkrupp stronk!

I guess your boyfriend is taking the pic eh?

Rotteuxx ago

Feeling jelly ?

heygeorge ago

@ExpertShitposter is gay for your tactical cargo pants.

ExpertShitposter ago

Duuude, i recently bought 3 more tactical hiking cargo pants. Green, desert and black. I am a fucking warrior of god.

clamhurt_legbeard ago

nowadays i refuse to buy any cargo pants that arent nomex

tougher and fire resistant

get on my level

ExpertShitposter ago

I duno people don't use flame throwers these days much. And i'm more likely to be setting fires and running away then running in to extinguish them.

clamhurt_legbeard ago

if you set a fire then there is a fire

if you get into an accident running away there is a fire

cmon man

ExpertShitposter ago

I suppose i can also have a fire emergency out of my bunghole.

clamhurt_legbeard ago

nomex cleans really well

one time i got blood splattered on my nomex but i totally cleaned it out no problem

Rotteuxx ago

Blue angels are natures flamethrower.

Bob_Ross_Hair ago

Heyoooo!

Stinkieroldgoat ago

All quarter inch of it?

Rellik88 ago

Burn

ExpertShitposter ago

Nice projecting, its 1".