I know many of you have been wondering what happened to your benevolent, patient, wise, beautiful (women can verify this), intelligent, and most of all kind hearted and loving administrator. It is only by the hand of God that I’m here to tell the story.
Nearly 10 months ago I entered a contest to taste test COVID-18. COVID-18 was a secret hot sauce developed by the Chinese and they planned to use it to put Tabasco out of business (damn communists).
An unfortunate thing happened during the taste test. The Chinese use hot sauce on bat wings. COVID-18 was so strong that when used on bat wings, it bonded with the bat wing blood and formed COVID-19. We basically unknowingly ate COVID-19. The positive side is that it tasted great.
It’s been a constant chore to stay ahead of the virus (it’s round so it rolls very fast and is hard to get away from). The only known cure isn’t a cure at all, it is simply a deterrent.
Toilet paper.
Scientists have found that if you surround yourself in a giant fort of toilet paper and tie it together with baby wipes it takes the power away from COVID-19. I built the largest toilet paper castle I could. NASA says you can see it from space.
I recommend each of you go out and buy as much toilet paper as possible and bury yourself underneath it. Toilet paper is an unlimited and cheap resource available to us all so no excuses.
I’m still recovering but I’ll try to get back and ban a few people soon (I see you rabble-rousers).
P.S. COVID-18 is perfectly safe on chicken wings and it’s better than Tabasco. Fact.
P.P.S. I hope it doesn’t rain soon.
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Tallest_Skil ago
You’re not funny. Explain what has happened to the site.
we_kill_creativity ago
What crises is the site currently in that you're so bothered about?
I'm not saying there's nothing odd, but Voat's been odd since I first joined, which was just about at the beginning, so, oddly enough, odd is normal for Voat. In other words...aside from some shills and bots I've thought things have been pretty tame for the last month or so.
Tallest_Skil ago
There’s more. This is off the top of my head.
we_kill_creativity ago
Yes, I'm aware of all of that, but it apparently doesn't alarm me as much as you. Like I said, it's all been odd from the beginning, so none of that makes my alarms bells go a ringy-dingy-dingy. Just like I have no idea what "Q" actually is, I have no idea what Voat actually is, just like I have no idea what most things on the internet really are. I'm not sitting here trembling because of it either.
You know what stands out to me the most? The fact that Voat has just been sitting here while more and more of the internet becomes more like here and yet there's been no major media campaign against here. I'm more intrigued by that than anything you listed.
I browse by hot and new and all>new everyday. There are some things that you listed that I find merely annoying, but I find Voat to be, for the most part, functioning just fine. I find the experience and the discussions and interactions I have here to be mostly intelligent and fulfilling. In other words, I don't see the site as the dumpster fire that you apparently do.
I would like to know more about the things you listed and ultimately see them get fixed, but that also how I am about almost everything.
TheManyHands ago
Voat is literally at the top of the list of websites people want banned, second only to the Thai fuck shack.
Pcpoet09 ago
my roommate . was stunned to find out that my favorite place to post is here.....my answer back was that if I posted what wanted to post on Redditt I would be banned. bonus posting her is that I get to harass real racial identitarians here.
MemeWar2020 ago
It's okay to be white.
Pcpoet09 ago
yes it is ok to be white