I Survived Corona (Voat)

submitted ago by PuttItOut

I know many of you have been wondering what happened to your benevolent, patient, wise, beautiful (women can verify this), intelligent, and most of all kind hearted and loving administrator. It is only by the hand of God that I’m here to tell the story.

Nearly 10 months ago I entered a contest to taste test COVID-18. COVID-18 was a secret hot sauce developed by the Chinese and they planned to use it to put Tabasco out of business (damn communists).

An unfortunate thing happened during the taste test. The Chinese use hot sauce on bat wings. COVID-18 was so strong that when used on bat wings, it bonded with the bat wing blood and formed COVID-19. We basically unknowingly ate COVID-19. The positive side is that it tasted great.

It’s been a constant chore to stay ahead of the virus (it’s round so it rolls very fast and is hard to get away from). The only known cure isn’t a cure at all, it is simply a deterrent.

Toilet paper.

Scientists have found that if you surround yourself in a giant fort of toilet paper and tie it together with baby wipes it takes the power away from COVID-19. I built the largest toilet paper castle I could. NASA says you can see it from space.

I recommend each of you go out and buy as much toilet paper as possible and bury yourself underneath it. Toilet paper is an unlimited and cheap resource available to us all so no excuses.

I’m still recovering but I’ll try to get back and ban a few people soon (I see you rabble-rousers).

P.S. COVID-18 is perfectly safe on chicken wings and it’s better than Tabasco. Fact.

P.P.S. I hope it doesn’t rain soon.

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Tallest_Skil ago

You’re not funny. Explain what has happened to the site.

we_kill_creativity ago

What crises is the site currently in that you're so bothered about?

I'm not saying there's nothing odd, but Voat's been odd since I first joined, which was just about at the beginning, so, oddly enough, odd is normal for Voat. In other words...aside from some shills and bots I've thought things have been pretty tame for the last month or so.

Tallest_Skil ago

what crises

  1. No moderation whatsoever at any level.
  2. Site owner disappeared for over a year and refuses to tell us anything.
  3. Site sold off to a mystery source which owner refuses to explain.
  4. Site confirmed to now be owned by jews.
  5. No new boards can be created. No explanation for this.
  6. Literally year old spambot accounts still allowed to post.
  7. No explanation of donations/advertising being shut down.
  8. No explanation for long site outages that everyone has apparently already forgotten.
  9. No explanation for the rampant, pervasive error message that is clearly a hoax.
  10. No explanation for why the site has been allowed to bleed viewership and membership since the fucking Tarrant debacle.

There’s more. This is off the top of my head.

we_kill_creativity ago

Yes, I'm aware of all of that, but it apparently doesn't alarm me as much as you. Like I said, it's all been odd from the beginning, so none of that makes my alarms bells go a ringy-dingy-dingy. Just like I have no idea what "Q" actually is, I have no idea what Voat actually is, just like I have no idea what most things on the internet really are. I'm not sitting here trembling because of it either.

You know what stands out to me the most? The fact that Voat has just been sitting here while more and more of the internet becomes more like here and yet there's been no major media campaign against here. I'm more intrigued by that than anything you listed.

I browse by hot and new and all>new everyday. There are some things that you listed that I find merely annoying, but I find Voat to be, for the most part, functioning just fine. I find the experience and the discussions and interactions I have here to be mostly intelligent and fulfilling. In other words, I don't see the site as the dumpster fire that you apparently do.

I would like to know more about the things you listed and ultimately see them get fixed, but that also how I am about almost everything.

Tallest_Skil ago

the complete destruction of the last website where whites are allowed to speak doesn’t alarm me

Then kill yourself. What good are you to anyone, least of all your race?

more of the internet becomes more like here

Literally the exact opposite is happening. You’re clinically insane.

we_kill_creativity ago

You have a very odd mindset and I'm starting to feel bad for you. Have a great day kid!

VicariousJambi ago

Have you never talked to tallest_skil before? lmao

Try asking him what hes ever done, how many jews hes taken out himself. He comes up with decent insults every once in a while, even.

Tallest_Skil ago

Fun fact, coward who can’t even reply to me directly: your illiteracy only makes your inability to disprove what I say that much more embarrassing.

VicariousJambi ago

Dude I've talk to you plenty of times before lmao, dont feel like getting into it when I know it'll just devolve into you telling me to kill myself.

I mean all you ever do is hate hate hate hate

kinda like the jews

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Tallest_Skil ago

OY VEY GOYIM STOP HATING

HATE IS BAD WE SAY SO

STOP HATING

Hmm.

zech7 ago

you're a dunce

Tallest_Skil ago

Still no argument, huh, race traitor? That’s okay. We all know your god is a hoax. Run along now.

zech7 ago

keep proving me right. I love this time we spend together.

Tallest_Skil ago

still

no

argument

Prove wrong one thing I have said, either about your god or about anything else. Next reply. I want the statement and a citation to back it up. Do this or you admit you’re here to shill and nothing more.

zech7 ago

I admit that in this moment I'm here, thinking how much more of a complete asshole dunce can one be?

Tallest_Skil ago

Thanks for admitting your god is a proven hoax and that you’re incapable of proving wrong a single thing I’ve ever said. Piss off, coward.

zech7 ago

You and I are here for different reasons. Evidence is that you encourage who disagrees with you to commit suicide.

I am here to learn and you are here to bring death to healthy discourse. Thats what you do. Hence: you are a dunce. prove me wrong.

Tallest_Skil ago

who disagrees with you

Truth is not a matter of agreement. Disprove anything I’ve said.

I am here to learn

And yet whenever I teach you something, you reject it because it hurts your feelings. So kill yourself, please.

zech7 ago

I don't reject truth...I reject you....because you are an asshole. You carry plenty of truth, but you should learn to exhibit 'the way' before 'the truth' so you may be more effective at reaching people.

Tallest_Skil ago

I don’t reject truth

Said the Q-LARPer.

WAAAAAA MOMMY BAD MAN SAID TRUTH THAT HURT MY FEE FEES HE MEEEEEEEEEEAN

I don’t give a fuck. You’re openly hostile to not only truth itself, but to my continued existence and the existence of my people. You deserve pain.

zech7 ago

i’m not hostile to the truth. and i’m not a q larper. you told me

to kill myself after i posted an article describing Q as a deception. you are too deeply angry to see common ground with those around you, and you burn bridges and now you’re alone.

Tallest_Skil ago

i’m not a q larper

FOR FUCK’S SAKE, THEN. TELL ME THAT.

Goddamn, confused you for someone else. Sorry.

zech7 ago

haha! i tried to tell you!